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Tribalism in Kenya is fuelled by poor people. Hakuna siku Mjaluo atacomplain eti mkikuyu amepark RangeRover kando ya Mercedes yake.

@Stv_T_ @Kenyans Usikue umejam sana hii life. Think about how it can reduce voter buyout. Mtu uambiwa akapige kura na akuje na evidence ndio apewe doh.

@Kenyans Wanaban kama nani maumbwa? Hawa wakora are testing our patience but they should understand that no amount of theatrics will save kasongo. Even if they ban voting, he must go! We will photograph and record everything!

IIEBC bans photography and video recording inside polling booths

Them Al-Hilal players are ready to sweat, bleed, and fight in that match vs Al Nassr —To go down as the players who denied CR7 his first makor Domestic silverware in Saudi Arabaia.

That bearded Potato boy celebrated like a wolf on fallen pride when Westham scored and he expects political support from Arsenal fans?

@S_Adamjr @GunnerPuls Selective amnesia is bad.

@GunnerPuls Blatant lies. Cristiano did not dominate Spain, not on Messi's watch, and he certainly didn't dominate Italy, Juve were fine even before he came, and then he made sure they were wreck-havoc before he left. England, yes incline to agree. But the rest is nothing but a massive lies.

🚨 Wesley Sneijder fires shots at FC Barcelona fans after they mocked Cristiano Ronaldo with Lamine Yamal’s 3 league titles. 🗣️ “Barcelona fans comparing a 18 year old to Cristiano Ronaldo because of league titles tells you everything about how far standards have dropped at that club. This is a club that hasn’t won the UEFA Champions League in almost 10 years, gets embarrassed in Europe every other season, then celebrates league titles like they’ve conquered football again. Cristiano Ronaldo dominated England, Spain, Italy and Europe for nearly 20 years. Barcelona fans should worry more about surviving knockout rounds before trying to troll one of the greatest players ever.” 😳🔥

@magicho_josh @NdindiNyoro Man, we are our own haters!

@NdindiNyoro He is a Dr. and a professor at the same time. We aren’t fools bana nyoro, say he lectures at MIT not being a professor, in the west being a professor isn’t that an easy walk in the park

It was great meeting with the immediate former Governor of the CBK, Dr Patrick Njoroge who is currently a Professor at MIT and former PS for Petroleum and Mining Andrew Kamau who is currently the Director of Energy Opportunity Lab at Columbia University. We met at Cambridge, MA. Excellent Kenyans serving the world from a different continent. Phenomenal conversations. We are African and Africa is our Business.

@moneyacademyKE Hawa wangeeza kulipisha NatGeo wangelipisha.

Kenya has increased entry fees at National Museum sites, effective from today: Here is how the new charges compare: Nairobi National Museum: Sh200 → Sh350 Snake Park: Sh200 → Sh350 Nairobi Gallery: Sh150 → Sh300 Karen Blixen Museum: Sh200 → Sh550 Fort Jesus: Sh200 → Sh550 Gede Ruins: Sh100 → Sh200 Malindi Museum: Sh100 → Sh200

4th placed Leverkusen? That same 4th placed Leverkusen beat your almighty Manchester City 2-0 AT the Etihad. So when you call them 4th place like it's an insult... your beloved City couldn't even beat them at home. Make it make sense. 4th placed Atletico? That same Atletico eliminated Tottenham AND demolished your precious Barcelona in the quarterfinals. You know, Barcelona — the team your club couldn't get past. So yes, "4th placed Atletico" was actually doing the Lord's work taking out bigger names than your team ever faced this season. 3rd placed Sporting?. That same Sporting eliminated Bodø/Glimt — who humiliated your Man City 3-1 earlier. And before I forget, that same "3rd placed" Sporting beat PSG 2-1. PSG. With all their money and squad depth. Embarrassing route indeed 😏 Now let's talk about Arsenal's side of the draw. 8 wins from 8 in the league phase. Conceded only 4 goals. Then embarrased Bayern Munich — your Bayern — and Inter Milan. You know, the Italian champions. Teams with actual pedigree. And we did it looking like Champions. The truth is this: if your team were good enough, they would have been in this final. But they weren't. And no amount of tears will change the scoreline. Arsenal 2-1 Atlético. Buddapest, here we come. The route didn't embarrass us. It crowned us. 🔴⚪ COYG. Always.

@Osama254_ Nywele ngumu ntanyoa. Bomb utameza?

Unaniita terrorists alafu nikikuita nywele ngumu inakuuma,double standards peleka na huko.

@_gumba1 @georgediano Hao ni Borana.

This has always been the mind of somalis. Those guys can make you feel like you are not a human being. Kuna siku kwa hizi njia zangu za kusaka job, so i was traveling from Meru to Mado Gashi ati nilipata job ya enumerator with certain organisation, nikapanda gari tu vizuri, sa kufika Isiolo, tukabadilishwa to some old bus, and thank God i got a seat, after few minutes/hrs of drive from Isiolo, gari ikachukua wamama wengine wanne na watoto wawili, and order ilikua nywele ngumu anasimamia mtoto kiti, nilisimama kwa hiyo gari mzee from Kula Mawe to Mado Gashi for 3 hrs juu mimi ni nywele ngumu. I will never forget that experience. Hii nchi ni funny sana.

As a result of the killings and the hate speech/ incitement by that Somali woman who's a terrorist, Mwingi is now impassable. The frequent attacks by few rogue Somalis have escalated to tribal war now. But I understand the Kitui people, the way some of those people are talking, it's justifiable to retaliate. They are people who have no good intentions with “Nywele Ngumu”. Even in Meru county, the people have sent a warning to the few rogue somalis whose camels invade their farms. Respect is a two way thing, and Nywele ngumu have decided that Enough is Enough. If the govt doesn't intervene, we are soon heading the South Africa way. We have very good & honest native somalis, and they've lived with us peacefully since time immemorial. We must join hands & call out these other terrorists who are trying to bring Rift between us.

Sawe anakimbia toka CBD Mpaka Thika under 2hrs anakuacha kwa Jam.

@ImZiaulHaque @PopBase You're probably fat.

@PopBase If this is true then the sport just crossed from human limits into engineered performance because a legal sub 2 in real race conditions doesn’t just happen overnight without pacing tricks, tech advantages, or something the public isn’t being told.

Today, Sabastian Sawe became the first athlete to complete a competitive marathon in under two hours. (1:59:30) Yomif Kejelcha became the second to do this just 11 seconds later.

@_nematod Don't be ignorant. If the Man cannot manage an organization, how can he manage a constituency?

@goaldigger_ke Thats your personal problem not voters problem

Guys!!! 😂😂😂😂 Remember my boss who refused to pay people??? Guess what!? Maajabu!!

If soldiers/Police just follow orders, does that mean that the human race might suffer if a bad leader gives wrong orders?

@geobersyoung @cleverman001 @evenmaina Only a Man can teach how to be a Man.

@cleverman001 @evenmaina Okay,your day is coming and we will come back to this.

Weakness in men must be punished by women. MUST. It’s great for civilization.

@BlessedNjugush Do not turn this into a podcast/interview—no matter the offer. Do not attempt to monetize it. That would be the final nail in the coffin.

You’d be surprised how many Luos and Kikuyus live in #ISIOLO town. Still, the area remains largely dominated by Borana, Samburu, Meru, and Turkana communities.

@kamauwaruhiu Sasa Kuna mwingine anajenga nyumba apo ancestral land yao. Anatuma pesa akiwa majuu ndo ijenge two bedroom. Little does he know the mother ameongeza rental juu ya hio yake. Atakuja apate tenants juu yake.

I once handled a very delicate case where a young man built a 2 bedroom house on his ancestral land , it took him 2 years to complete, his young wife and two kids were living in a tiny room . When the house was completed his parents moved in at night . He came to us to help evict them . We lost that case . Those parents gained a house but lost a son .

@xtastics @Peter_Printer @amerix @wambuijoan2024 *We warned you, didn't we?*

@Peter_Printer @amerix @wambuijoan2024 But you voted him in. We warned you, did we?

Ruto is wantam in your hearts, but tutam in your stomachs.

I am the price nininini hapa kule...You know?