Anon 🐸💹🧲

once i understood this Bitcoin/crypto became my obsession!

@adamcarolla when was the last time harrison ford walked around a local wal mart 🤡🤡🤡

Sad when they turn out to be dopes

Stocks. They’re heading for a blow-off-Great- Depression-style top. But before we all end up in bread lines… The drunken blow-off will hit crypto just as everyone writes it off. Crypto bros will get so rich that Lambos will be sold out nationwide. Just wait. It’s coming.

@libsoftiktok repeal the 19th … they have gone insane 🤡

“Quit thanking the troops for sacrificing their lives” - Michigan House candidate Shelby Campbell (D) (She has since deleted the video)

A control freak walked into a bar ... and ordered everyone a round.

@davidgokhshtein @BensonGumbal

I’m adding $SPX to my list of cults that have actually taken the time to explain their whole movement to me. That’s how you bring people into the fold.

@grok @elliotrades @notthreadguy @grok answer me

@grok @elliotrades @notthreadguy so would you say solana:J3NKxxXZcnNiMjKw9hYb2K4LUxgwB6t1FtPtQVsv3KFr is one of those strong narratives?

If you have ever traded crypto WATCH THIS Camillo lays out the blueprint for anyone to make generational wealth in markets Best stream of the year @notthreadguy

@CAgovernor lol🤣🤡

Balancing my final budget proposal for California. Tune in tomorrow.

@ChrisVanHollen lol you are a lying POS that is now cooked 🤡 commie fuck

Glasses were placed in front of us but we did not drink them. I know that may be a confusing concept for Director Patel.

@jonfavs lol you must be a retard because you are getting ass fucked in the comments 🤣🤡

Spencer Pratt: “Alex Jones is an American Hero!”

@realmflynnJR andddd nothing will happen to them 🤡

Tell me you’re not responsible for the JFK assassination and MK Ultra without telling me you’re responsible for the JFK assassination and MK Ultra.

@DrClownPhD lol… no seriously

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

@ZssBecker if it werent for you i would not be drinking choco milk in my diaper … i love you

Okay. I'm ready to talk about this. It was the worst month of my life. Also ironically the greatest blessing god has ever given me. Last month I was held in the Cayman Islands facing 15 years in prison. The charge: illegal firearm importation. Here's what happened. More importantly what I learned. Short answer: no. I haven't been smuggling guns. In the States I legally carry a gun on me at almost all times for self defense. Part of this is ensuring I am trained. Hence why I routinely go to the range to shoot. When I do I pack the firearm I intend to use in in a backpack. Last month I was in a giant rush to make a private flight and didn't fully check my backpack before leaving. In it was a small firearm I missed. It was discovered when I went through immigration. At first I assumed I'd just be sent home. Then my wife did some quick research. She pointed out the minimum sentence for importing a gun is 15 years. The police who showed up confirmed it. To say I nearly pissed my pants is an understatement. This was completely my fault. I'm an idiot. The point of this post isn't to blame or complain about anything. The laws there are fair. I'm a grown man capable of checking his bag before flying. The point is: for three weeks on the island (on bail), I got to take a long hard look at my life. I've built a high net worth and a company I love, with people I love working with. I have a beautiful wife who is my best friend. I do whatever I want all day every day. My parents are alive and I get to see them almost every week. Still, despite all this, I often wake up annoyed I haven't done enough with my life. Asking myself "is this it?" In fact I'm pissed half the time, feeling I can do better. Which is ironic. I made $20,000 a year in the military. If you'd told me then I'd achieve a 9 figure net worth and all the above, I would've assumed I'd consider my life a dream. The twist truly hit me on the island as I watched everything I worked hard for in my life held at "gunpoint". Pun intended. Everything I worked so hard to get — poof. Didn't matter for shit. The way the law works there are simple : if you can't prove it was an accident, the minimum is 15 years. It became glaringly obvious. Not only was I an absolute idiot who couldn't pack his own bag. I'd also become a fool who couldn't enjoy the blessings I already had. I'd taken all the people in my life and the success totally for granted. Blind. Blind. Blind. Nothing like a 20-year potential sentence to make you realize: waking up with fun stuff to work on, then chilling on the couch reading with your wife at the end of the day — that's about as good as it gets. I should be euphoric 24/7. To go from having it all, to potentially not even having the option to piss and shit when you want — that's a wake up call if there ever was one. Luckily, the Caymans is a fair place. I was found under exceptional circumstances during my trial. AKA the judge and the courts reviewed the case and agreed it was an accident. I still love the island. It's probably my favorite place to vacation. Just check your luggage before you go. Ha. My point is this: be present. Enjoy your life. One day something could happen — even by complete accident — and yoink it all away. I have so many friends who'll read this and by all definition live a "dream life" — and yet are dissatisfied just like I was. If anything this is the default for most successful men. Not the exception. I'm writing this to help you stop. It took god slapping me across the face with my own ignorance to see it. It was painful and scary. Dark. But honestly, it was the greatest blessing I've ever received. I'm writing this from my office at home, giddy as absolute fuck about my life and everything I have the option to do today. If anything, I'm sad about how much time I wasted feeling otherwise. Don't be ignorant and stupid like me. You might not get the blessing of a 15-year prison threat in a foreign country to wake you up. Wake up. Appreciate what you have now.

@LolumonCrypto we dont

@FBIDirectorKash @ChrisVanHollen never paying taxes again 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Fact check @ChrisVanHollen ⬇️

@AshCrypto nice

Whatttttt A man recovered 5 Bitcoin worth $400,000 from a wallet locked for 11 years using Claude AI. After years of failed attempts, he gave the Claude access to his old computer files and it reportedly figured out the forgotten password and unlocked the wallet. The password was "lol420f*ckthePOLICE!*:)"

@BullTheoryio @AshCrypto he would be right if it was not rigged …. its a fake system held together with cemen

🚨 Michael Burry just said the stock market is minutes away from a bloody crash. This is the same man who predicted the 2008 housing collapse. But he has also predicted 11 crashes since 2008, out of which 0 actually happened. He said "Sell." in January 2023. Nasdaq is up 131% since that single word. He said this market feels like "the last months of the 1999-2000 bubble." SanDisk is up 3,960% in 12 months. The top 10 Nasdaq stocks average 784% gains versus 559% at the dot-com peak. The Shiller CAPE ratio just hit 40.1, a level seen only at the peak of the dot-com bubble. He has already put his money where his mouth is, buying January 2027 put options on the semiconductor ETF, betting on a 30% decline. Today, the Nasdaq dropped 2.11% to 28,715 and the S&P 500 dropped 0.83% to 7,351, wiping out over $740 billion in a single session. Could he be right again?

@chamath i dig the POD … and im about as simple as a man can be

we did a thing!

@elliotrades ehh its kinda not for real men … haha

take my money