Jasmine 🌸💣

Again, there’s no single time that I don’t mourn Anybooks App! That app saved me during the Covid year. Never in my adult life have I devoured literature because of the ease and exhaustive supply of books on that app. That was AN APP! The bar was in the stars for real.

semo haters.

@coldrobb @amynartt_ I like thisss 🤏🏼😂

@Buklava @amynartt_ #afofungbemucore

That bird on green 💀💀, you’re too fine for that bs!

@peace_igho When can I start?

Surrogate Mothers Urgently Needed in Lagos Compensation Package: • Embryo Transfer Fee: N500,000 • Transportation (pre-transfer): #100,000 • Confirmation Scan: N300,000 • Monthly Allowance: (N800,000 • Accommodation Allowance (at 5 months):1M • Pay : 20 million naira.

@amynartt_ "Men are Polygamous in nature" I go just assume say worm dey move for your brain

@DeNiike_ I beg your pardon ma’am!!! 😂

Ladies, we are all pregnant yeah?

@Mheerah_ Ex friend abi?

I’m actually in so much pain. I feel so silly because how??? This guy staged his kidnap. lol. More details to be gotten later on but as at this moment, the guy I believed was my friend for the past year and someone I trusted staged his kidnap. All my tears, prayers. lol.

@TheosophiaQueen @WildChefHuman Oh Jesus 😂😂

@WildChefHuman The God who sees me Jehovah El Rimi Jehovah El Gbami The God who saved me Jehovah El Shannu The God who shows mercy Jehovah El Darij The God who forgives iniquity

Jehovah El Rimi The God who sees me.❤️

@shezzzz_weird @AweniOnibata Alchemy of shame 🙂‍↕️

On this very day, I was filled with shame 😭😭

I don’t like self help books. I prefer delulu 🫢 books that will make me blush and do God when. I want to read finish and pray for a man like Nonso Aguta 🥰🥰🥰

Daughters are no longer raised to be wives. They're raised to be people. And some people are really not okay with that.

@Olorofo @ultimate_kombo The second and the third letters of your name should be removed

@ultimate_kombo How will government provide these things for other people if they don't collect tax from her? Is she not making money off the citizens and government of the country?

She Generates her own Electricity, provides her own security, provide her own water, pays her staff, pays her rent then the government will come and collect tax

@BlehisBack Fold in squares/rectangles. Arrange by color or how often you wear colors. Create rows. Trousers,shirts,blouses and dresses in different compartments or put clothes you wear often in the same space etc Then exercise patience when you’re picking an outfit.

Tired of arranging my wardrobe every other day. How do you guys keep your wardrobe arranged for a long time? 🥲

Skincare products I highly recommend: 1. Amoke oge amala and abula with ogufe,inu eran and saki 2. Freshly made braids and lashes (infact the big three) 3. Go fresh shawarma and exotic 4. Mr Biggs meat pie and ice cream from 2007

Only God Fit Take Wetin God Give Us.

Ireti Doyle saying the people you’re performing for online don’t give a shit, is so real. Keep the things that matter to you private. And if you want it public, avoid shalaye.

This feeds into many harmful narratives. 1) That all you can offer is sex. 2) That sex is primarily for men. 3) That intimacy is something to weaponise, not share. If you have nothing valuable to say, shut the fuck up!

@Bigdebs222 Aminu Garba! 🥰

HIM!

@mydearenomfon You did the right thing. The man could be cheating on the side. Why fight your friend because of a “man”?

My boyfriend then (Now ex) will always ask me if my best friend was aware that she was my best friend. The question always sounds weird to me but I’d dismissed it. One day while we were on the phone, I was speaking highly of my friend over a situation we just handled, he got angry and yelled “Can you just stop talking about her like that?” I got mad too cos I was tired of him having issues with her for no reason. In the heat of the argument, he sent me multiple explicit pictures of her she had been sending to him. Before I could process what I was seeing, he sent in screenshots of their conversations, the terrible things she had said about me to him and how she was a better choice than me. Apparently, he had been wanting to tell me about it for long but he saw how blinded I was about the sisterhood, so he needed a solid evidence. Did I confront her over it? lol nah Till date, I never mentioned it to her, I just drifted away from the friendship. This happened in 2017 but I still keep in touch (both of them) till date.