FUCKABULL

Dear @ChipotleTweets I love you so much. Please stop using seed oils. I’d really appreciate it.

@NickyNoLimit @JupiterExchange Did you end up getting any?

Be careful trying to buy $MELANIA. @JupiterExchange just took over $100 in SOL fees only to fail and not swap anything. SOL actually stands for Shit Outta Luck.

@anna_adore_nsfw @MTatianaBelen Girl, be for real.

@MTatianaBelen I go hungry daily and you couldn’t give me 500m to be a rat. Smdh.

If that is really him who did it, and I have a sinking feeling that it probably is, then that McDonald's employee is a fucking class traitor and I hope the $50,000 it took for them to sell their soul was...NOT fucking worth it.

@RoaringKitty Just put that money in GME. Let’s gooooooo! 🦍

Kenny vs Spenny is a Canadian treasure and must win.

@squeezistChrist @CedeAndCo @NegativeBananya @ryancohen Hi!!

@CedeAndCo @NegativeBananya @ryancohen 😂😂😂

Trump 2024 🇺🇸

@__deadguy @heyitspixel69 @ryancohen What are you talking about? Clearly you don’t remember what happened with DWAC. That went bananas.

@heyitspixel69 @ryancohen I’m holding, but the dude is clearly trying to keep the stock from moving for whatever reason. Maybe he wants to buy more, maybe he has a back room deal with some people. Who knows?!

@ShopifySupport please fix this! I deactivated my store in September and yet I’ve been being charged for a monthly plan since anyway. I have emailed and tried to get in touch multiple times and nobody ever gets back to me. This is ridiculous.

@Bev93934207 @the_clandestine @GraemeFrisque @elonmusk Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?

@the_clandestine @GraemeFrisque @elonmusk Are you mad woman are allowed on now ?

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

@JamesSeldon @tokeneur @walruswhisperer @elonmusk Are you really that naive? Really?

@tokeneur @walruswhisperer @elonmusk Government funded suggests government run or at a minimum that funding affects programming. It doesn't.

@ChadwikoTWW @elonmusk I wouldn’t call it “casually fucking around” when it’s factual.

@elonmusk Just casually fucking around with the premium accounts that people actually use Twitter for. What could possibly go wrong?

@elonmusk This CBC saga is the most fun I’ve had in weeks. It’s about time people of Canada realize that it’s all bias and propaganda.

@theprism89 @elonmusk Why don’t you stand by your pinned tweet and leave Twitter already? It’s been like 3 months since you announced your departure.

@bellabearz13 @netflix Aw crap, me too actually. I didn’t realize when it started buffering again it pushed me back to the beginning of the “stream”…disregard. 😒

@BumbleAPE @netflix I'm still at hang tight 😭😭

Promise #LoveIsBlindLIVE will be worth the wait....

@bellabearz13 @netflix Mine was saying there was an issue but it’s back to saying “it’s almost time”, so I’d imagine it’s going to start any time now!!

@netflix Am I the only person that has this screen?? LOL. I'm not backing out of it 😂😂

@blockbuster @netflix I’m so sorry we abandoned you for this shit.

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

@bubba_wubba @MadeInTheUSANJ @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk @GOP In all fairness Hillary literally IS a lawyer so it’s kind of a different circumstance.

@MadeInTheUSANJ @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk Hillary was a rock during the Benghazi investigation. The @GOP dudes cower behind lawyers. What wimps.

The Twitter dossier is an hour and thirty minutes late… In unrelated news has anyone seen Hillary Clinton??? Hope @elonmusk is ok.

@SarayaLover @AdrienneBourqu5 @JoJoFromJerz @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk He’s actually not friends with anyone because he’s dead.

@AdrienneBourqu5 @JoJoFromJerz @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk They're all creeps and pedophiles, but Jeff is actually friends with the impeached crybaby so

Kim Kardashian says she hasn’t decided whether she will cut ties with Balenciaga. Imagine being super rich and still choosing money instead of protecting children from paedophiles. And she’s a mother! It’s sick.