BungleGoat

The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so silent and calm. I love it.

There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both.

@sniffpetrol @Carpervert This may have been covered, but ferries make foot passengers wait in case someone forgets - or just tries to leave behind - their vehicle.

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days

@sniffpetrol That's really quite good - you should consider writing as a career.

You can read the original column here: evo.co.uk/opinion/208519…

That's weird, I don't remember giving an interview to anyone recently, and certainly not anyone from an open sewer of bile and spite like The Daily Express...

@IbrahimAlZubadi This didn't age well...

@Richard_Kadrey I'd add "Top Secret!" and "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" to that list...

Some of Kilmer's best roles are in films most people don't talk about. Off the top of my head there's Kill Me Again, Wonderland, The Salton Sea, and Thunderheart.

@VictoriaCoren Reminds me of the joke I heard a while ago. „So, Mrs Jones. Which famous person, alive or dead would you most like to have dinner with?“ „Nigel Farage. Dead.“

@NoContextBrits Lunch.

@SpannersReady @JensonButton Surely "former racing driver and close personal friend"?

wishing former racing driver @JensonButton a wonderful retirement

@SkySportsF1 He could, but by all the gods I hope he doesn't.

Six races, two sprints, 55 points behind - Max couldn't, could he? 👀

Rear brake pads came loose and fell out on the straight during a full tank of fuel run. A fan saw one bounce down the track and handed it to the team later that day when Ken T and others went searching for it to establish what happened. Fuel tank positioned just behind me tried to join me in the cockpit on impact, wrecked my back and shoulder for ages. I raced the car later that day with no problems. Different days.

Massively incompetent fuckwittery, thy name is "Llangollen Fechan Ltd" @ThatBeerPlaceHQ (but not them, they're great)

Happy birthday to me... @ThatBeerPlaceHQ

Received an email from a friend. It seems he's on holiday, lost his passport and wallet and to top it all he's lost his voice and can't talk on the phone. Could i bail him out with a bank transfer? He's having a rough time, with all this coming on top of his having died in 2024.

@richardosman @MarinaHyde Re: Male cosmetics in latest pod - I recently saw an advert (by the urinals in a French motorway services) for a facial wrinkle-reducing injection for men called... "Brotox." I hope whoever thought that up was given the rest of the day off.

@ElGringoOso @hasanthehun One too many words - it should be "Abolish all religions."

@hasanthehun Abolish all abrahamic religions

zohran, much like ilhan omar is one of the most progressive politicians in america & has been getting called a sharia supporting jihadist by actual white christian fundamentalists who want to do christian sharia and advocate for more death all around the world.

@SpannersReady It failed scrutineering for Bechdel compliance, and has been reported to the stewards.