Chris ❤🩺🌈🔬🧪🔭 #AortaKnowBetter

Wife: We are only eating organic food now. Me, a #chemistry teacher: #science

@fesshole Things took....a tern for the worst.

I have noisy neighbours who wake me up at stupid o clock, so I've started throwing my scraps of food in their garden and now they are woken up by screeching seagulls every morning at 5am

Everybody was kung po fighting... #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

Naga. Naga naga. Hey heyyy. Goodbye. #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

Aloo, is it me you're looking for...? #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

Papa's got a brand new saag. #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

Pakora troubles in an old kit bag and smile, smile smile.... #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

Get Him to the Fenugreek #HotSpicyFoodInASongOrMovie

@IanJaeger29 50 million Trump voters don't know/care about the difference between democracy and voter suppression.

A sitting Democratic Senator doesn’t know the difference between absentee voting and mail-in voting.

@Boro @JanAageFjortoft

𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐘 🚨 Anyone leave this at yesterday’s open training session? 🇳🇴

No Text Please, We're British. #ASongOrMovieForWaysToTalk

Night of the Chunter #ASongOrMovieForWaysToTalk

@fesshole That's humerus.

I have a prosthetic left arm. I take it off randomly in public just to see people's reactions and it is genuinely hilarious.

She’s singing what everyone thinking 💪💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 she is missus Kent uk 💪

Tequila Mockingbird #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie

@inrictus @FabrizioRomano @FabrizioRomano

HE DIDNT SAY IT!!! But ill take it real @FabrizioRomano

You're flautas touch. Your flautas time... #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie

Will you still love me, tamale? #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie

No more churros. #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie

Hold on, I'm Cumin. #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie

I wanna guac and roll all night.... #MexicanDishesInASongOrMovie