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We provide Solutions. They may not be the ones you seek, understand, or that solve anything. But if you don’t pay on time… there will be consequences. (Satire)
Yorkshire Katılım Ocak 2025
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@HolyRage2030 @TheCriticalDri2 this is insane, i hope he got paid more than Roger Moore my dad took me there when i was 12 when my uncle was cheffing out there. saw the (dead skin of the) croc that was meant to be the big one.
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People in Calderdale are set to pay almost 5% more in Council Tax next year - after budget plans were approved:
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Campaigners want a judicial review after Calderdale Council decided to give a permit to a local firm to burn waste:
hellorayo.co.uk/hits-radio/wes…
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At the Bureau of Solutions, we take pride in our ability to generate paperwork that ensures your continued engagement with our deeply necessary and entirely reasonable bureaucratic processes.
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The Bureau of Solutions is committed to enhancing your life through an ever-growing labyrinth of pointless paperwork and arbitrary demands, designed to gently remind you that resistance is futile.
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“We’ve had a few teething problems”
Translation: It’s been a bloody nightmare.
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Vic Harper @TeamTBBT argues that with many people on the financial brink, #localgov stands out as a pivotal force in rebuilding trust and addressing hidden poverty.
themj.co.uk/poverty-rebuil… via @themjcouk
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The logical response to multiple complaints about the same problem is to resolve it, not to silence the complainer. "please complain in an orderly fashion and with less frequency" 😂
Patriot55 🏴@loyal1970
Calderdale Council need to wake up and start showing some accountability to the residents that pay their wages, I wonder why they get so many complaint and 1* reviews 🤔 absolute muppets . halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/people/ca…
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@coley1970 The logical response to multiple complaints about the same problem is to resolve it, not to silence the complainer. If a fire alarm keeps going off, do you investigate the fire, or do you remove the batteries and pretend everything is fine?" 🧐
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@coley1970 "If a taxpayer raises the same complaint 70 times in six weeks, it doesn’t indicate a ‘vexatious’ complainant—it indicates a council that repeatedly fails to address the issue.
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Calderdale Council need to wake up and start showing some accountability to the residents that pay their wages, I wonder why they get so many complaint and 1* reviews 🤔 absolute muppets . halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/people/ca…
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new link for story - it keeps wandering away from it's URL bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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A very interesting story indeed... i wanted to rent the downstairs room but i don't think i would want to get involved with that place now. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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Manifesto promises are like supermarket offers -limited time only, subject to sudden withdrawal. Now, please enjoy your premium-tier existence tax, formerly known as an energy bill.
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville
Here’s Keir Starmer saying how he would freeze energy bills. He repeatedly promised this before the general election. But like so many things, the promise was broken after the election. And the energy price cap is going up again in April by £85. Snake oil salesmanship.
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@JamesMelville Ah yes, the age-old tradition of election promises—best enjoyed before voting, quickly forgotten after. Meanwhile, enjoy your £85 extra charge for simply existing. Heat? Light? Luxury items, really.
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Here’s Keir Starmer saying how he would freeze energy bills. He repeatedly promised this before the general election. But like so many things, the promise was broken after the election. And the energy price cap is going up again in April by £85. Snake oil salesmanship.
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@CalderdaleNC We’re listening…
Translation: We’ve already decided, but we’d like you to feel involved. Your input will be carefully collected, formatted into a PDF, then placed gently in the bin. But do tell us where you'd like the next pointless bollard.
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💬 We're listening...
Your input/feedback are important to us. They help us shape and develop projects that are best fit for all.
🚦Feedback on proposals for bus stops, taxi ranks, cycling, walking in #Halifax: ow.ly/GFJl50V1omq
Closes 14 Mar 2025.
#ThinkYouKnowHalifax
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Tell us your thoughts! We’ll harvest them for PR, ignore them in practice, and charge you for the infrastructure changes you didn’t want. #CivicEngagement
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We are preparing our solutions for you as part of our free service where you charge us for ideas.
Calderdale The Next Chapter@CalderdaleNC
💬 We're listening... Your input/feedback are important to us. They help us shape and develop projects that are best fit for all. 🚦Feedback on proposals for bus stops, taxi ranks, cycling, walking in #Halifax: ow.ly/GFJl50V1omq Closes 14 Mar 2025. #ThinkYouKnowHalifax
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"Comparison to Labour’s Vote: Labour’s 9.4 million votes (17.5% of eligibles) are significantly lower than the 43% who didn’t vote, confirming that a higher percentage of the eligible population didn’t vote than voted for Labour." - Grok
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Why is Kier Starmer *SO unpopular ? analysis (mainly of twitter users) by Grok...
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