Mr.B

@samkebusiness Let's not forget how they use Gmail instead of personalized official government emails😩.

Accessing data in Zimbabwe is harder than climbing Mount Everest. What a tough feat. Government officials do not even respond to emails or WhatsApp messages. Yet they want the country to become the AI hub for Development in Southern Africa. Failing at basic things nje, how are we going to dominate the AI space?

@samkebusiness @some_girlTN Arsenal will win the UCL It's written in the stars😅

@some_girlTN They will unfortunately

If PSG do what they did in that cwc final, I'm gonna crash out.

@samkebusiness 😂 Phela uSlot nxa lidliwa laphana uyabe ubona ukuthi undoda is blank😂. You should have got Xavi Alonso fast fast manje ehh

@ButtonLee28 Uyabheda uyazi

Watching Chelsea and Madrid fans push for managers they want and us Liverpool fans are stuck with Slot😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@samkebusiness Foden is playing well tonight. I thought they would need abo Halaand later but seems like bazawina quite comfortably.

Pep said whatever. I understand.

@WhatsApp Do the same for normal chats regardless of them being "end to end encrypted"😅

today we're launching Incognito Chat with Meta AI, a new way to have completely private conversations with AI. built on top of our Private Processing technology, Incognito Chat lets you talk to Meta AI in a way that is invisible to anyone else. when you start an Incognito Chat with Meta AI, you're creating a private, temporary conversation that only you can see. your messages are processed in a secure environment that even Meta cannot access. your conversations are not saved and, by default, your messages disappear. this sets a new industry standard for privacy when having sensitive conversations with AI.

@samkebusiness Ngani bahambe ku meeting bayayenza iresolution😹😭.

Its a week of presidents across the world telling us they are not resigning. Kunzima

@StaceyFadzayi And we are live....😹

With slightly collapsed Women on top? Yes, absolutely 🤭

@samkebusiness @19940670m iself love ayikho lapha shuwa😩 coz wow

@ButtonLee28 @19940670m 😂😂😂

The pride l inherited from King Mzilikazi will not allow me to do this. No wonder l am broke and poor😂😂😂😂

@samkebusiness 😹

Suffered traumatic brain injury and he's in good condition in one post shuwa. Fabrizio, respect us please.

@samkebusiness Abakho serious yaz

Bayern is being shaky right now

@mcauthur_lokie 🤣 stay strong man. Focus on making the money.

Something crazy just happened... Chatted up a baddie I'd been vibing with in comments She asked what I do for a living I told her Her name changed to Facebook User 😭

@kundiemgazy @TayariByKMG Great. Let me test it out. Will get back to you!

Great question, to make a $30 payment smoothly, here’s how it works: there’s a one-time $3 card activation fee, and small transaction charges of around $0.60–$0.70 in total (including processing and international fees, with the $0.10 authentication hold refunded). The good part is you also receive a $1 cashback after your purchase, which helps offset those fees. So, to avoid any issues or declines, it’s best to load about $31 this comfortably covers all charges, and with the cashback, your effective value goes up to around $32, ensuring your $30 payment goes through without any problems.

@TayariByKMG Another step forward and this one expands our global capability. We’ve now unlocked the ability to issue UK bank accounts with physical debit cards, alongside fully functional virtual cards, all within the Tayari by KMG ecosystem. But more importantly, this is now multi-currency ready. Users can hold and manage balances across: GBP, EUR, USD, PLN, CHF, CZK, HUF, DKK, NOK, SEK, CAD This means: • Receive GBP locally in the UK • Hold value across multiple currencies • Spend globally using physical or virtual cards • Add cards to Apple Pay & Google Pay • Track transactions and balances in real time From onboarding → to account → to multi-currency wallet → to card → to spend. That entire loop is now operational. This is not just about accounts or cards. It’s about building a borderless financial layer that connects earning, holding, and spending, seamlessly. We are rolling this out in a controlled, invite-only phase to ensure performance, compliance, and user experience at scale. 📲 To get started: Send “Hi” to +447387111817 Eligible users will receive a curated invite code via WhatsApp. 🌐 Access the platform: banking.kmgvitallinks.co.uk tayaribykmg.com We’re not just enabling transactions. We’re engineering how value moves — across currencies, across borders, and into real-world impact. #Fintech #EmbeddedFinance #MultiCurrency #DigitalBanking #Payments #DiasporaFinance #Tayari #KMGVitalLinks

@kundiemgazy @TayariByKMG Alright. So if I want to make a $30 payment, whats the amount I need for the whole transaction to go through? Including for purchasing the virtual card?

Hi 👋 Great question and welcome to Tayari! Here’s how the Virtual Mastercard works: 🔹 Funding the card You can purchase (fund) the card directly using EcoCash or other available payment methods on Tayari. The amount you load becomes the card balance, ready to use instantly for online payments. 🔹 How the card works The card is a prepaid virtual card, meaning: You load a specific amount upfront You spend only what’s loaded It works globally anywhere Mastercard is accepted 🔹 Recurring payments (e.g. Starlink) Yes, you can use it for services like Starlink. However, since the card is not reloadable, you’ll need to: Ensure enough balance for the billing cycle, or Create a new card when the current one is used up 🔹 Why it’s structured this way This model helps: Keep transactions secure Give you full control over spending Avoid unexpected charges 💡 Pro tip: If you’re paying for services like Starlink regularly, you can simply generate a new card when needed, quick and seamless through Tayari. If you need help setting it up, just send Hi to our WhatsApp 👉 +447387111817 and we’ll guide you step-by-step.

@samkebusiness Kant uSalah uhlaleleni phandle?

@ButtonLee28 We are suffering thina

1. Restore the rule of law; 2. Fundamentally change our budget priorities, shifting money away from the corrupt elite to education, housing, health & roads; 3. Slash the size of Cabinet & their perks and appoint Ministers known for their integrity and competence.

@mcauthur_lokie @very_reserved Clearly whoever wrote the policy used a very bad model or they had a bad prompt. Most tools now provide authentic references if prompted correctly. Regardless, the owner of the file has the duty to assess those references to confirm if they are actually true or not

@ButtonLee28 @very_reserved In the SA case, many fake citations were even discovered, allegedly.

The jokes write themselves. Same with Midlands State University (MSU) lecturers using AI to supervise dissertations while MSU punishes students caught using AI to write 🤡