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#Trading rules

@Budgetdog_ @GrantCardone It'll grow faster than all other markets due to adoption and absolute scarcity. It's just better money.

@GrantCardone I don’t think I’ve heard one person give an accurate price prediction with real basis behind it ever

Bitcoin should be $280,000

@elonmusk I have millions of Sats

Another 29 sats added to the 10k active

@comic @saylor

lol @saylor stock is down -70% since this after completely destroying $MSTR with aggressive dilution Now they have moved onto $STRC (after destroying 4 other preferred equities, err I mean 4 other digtial credit products) I don’t get how anyone thinks giving this retard their money to buy bitcoin is a good idea You can buy bitcoin yourself Or you can give your money to Saylor to buy bitcoin and provide you 0 bitcoin and negative equity returns Why buy what they’re selling (their equity) instead of buying what they’re buying (bitcoin)?

@w_s_bitcoin @rleder They love that

@rleder What happens if you die with no beneficiaries?

It'll be even more sad when the government rugs everyone's retirement accounts by raising the retirement age and the early withdrawal fee.

@graveskies Few times a day Also have the ticker next to the bed

@BuyLost Daily?

How many of you actually check the price of bitcoin at least once a week?

@gothburz What a post

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@Tekeee New underwear

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@apsk32 Probably not but possibly too

O noble and benevolent 58k gang, aged men of the forgotten order, wilt thou still heed the clarion call?

@Brennan_BTC22 There's millions buying daily forever

If it is not obvious by now that Saylor is the only large bidder in the $BTC market right now you must be mentally challenged. It has been obvious that Bitcoin only catches a bid when the $STRC ATM is running. The $MSTR and $STRC ATM volumes this week will be a small fraction of last week. If only one entity is maintaining the floor, look out below!

@apsk32 Its dead again

Permabulls in my comments assured me this wouldn't happen

@Renegade197000 @saylordocs Keep studying you'll get it one day or hfsp 🤷‍♂️

@BuyLost @saylordocs How often does it pay dividends? How much revenue has it produced this year so far. Please tell me so I can consider investing in it .

Michael Saylor's endgame. #Bitcoin Few understand it 👀

@Cole_Walmsley It was just the 9th also 👀 Wait until it overtakes 1st

Let me get this straight. Bitcoin started at zero. Absolute nothing. Worth less than your toenail. No venture capital. No CEO. Never had an employee. And it's now the 13th most valuable asset in the world? And you think it's gonna stop here?

@Renegade197000 @saylordocs 2T USD of tulips? 🌷 How many more trillions would it take you before you might think you are on the wrong side of engagement farming?

@BuyLost @saylordocs You can't handle the truth!

@TXMCtrades They'd be so far behind

I bet this sounds great to people without children

@intocryptoverse This you ?

Simulation for Bitcoin playing out

@MacroBombastic @saylordocs Only the people with billions paying attention

@saylordocs bro, you think most people get the MicroStrategy play?

@Renegade197000 @saylordocs You Drongo lol

@saylordocs Most valuable asset? No revenue, no dividends, no good or service, no real value. Just a digital 🌷 tulip

Saylor finally has some “positive metrics” to share after 8 abysmal months of execution. Unfortunately, while the company gets richer, many common shareholders are still down 50%. It’s clear that $MSTR value creation is last on the list of priorities.

@thepowerfulHRV Governments move slow 🐌 Stack sats stay humble

What ever happened to the Strategic Bitcoin reserve?