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This is incredible for the Sheffield Wednesday fans. Announcing this in the stadium, the reaction is just 👌

The clearest articulation yet of the difference between Brits and Americans. Most Brits watching this see it and think “legends”.

One of the best "You're sh*t-aaaahhh" I've seen in many a year.

A slice of Bradford City history today. #bcafc finish the 2025-26 season with an average attendance of 20,444 - the highest for at least a century. 21,815 was the declared attendance average for 1921-22 but records were based on estimates pre-1925. An astonishing feat. 👏

@DuskTillDawnUK Top man, well played Gary

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@daveatherton Anything less for valentines is a poor show

This is touching & lovely. A British man is in the dog house for "forgetting" his wife's birthday, she's in a huff in the car. He then puts the stereo on. He has produced a custom love song for her, documenting their love story. Hankies at the ready.

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Why do the lower league lads always score the absolute best bangers?! 💥😱 The latest worldie from @radcliffeboro, courtesy of @clegg_rio. 👏 #NationalLeague #nonleaguefootball

@mwbinns haha was watching that in the Spotted Cow. I was cheering on my looky likey

@BuzzardDee looks like we’re both on the TV

Little girl draws a sketch of her missing dad and the news anchors had no idea that the sketch looked exactly like her actual dad when shown the update …. 😂😂I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

What was he thinking?

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere. Now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.

Just been watching #WorldCup2026 - Total 180° turn from Paris Olympics - great TV from BBC TV , Jonathan Pearce stole the show.

@sparkles589 My wife just said exactly that

For straight guys who dont watch Eurovision, the commentators on the BBC are giving serious Graham Norton vibes. Sarcastic comments over the cringe fest 😅❤️ #Eurovision #WorldCup2026

The best black for a 147 EVER!? 🔥🔥🔥 #UKChampionship @Victorianplumb

While checking in for a ct scan the person in front of me was checking in for a colonoscopy. She asked if they needed her ID - the woman checking her in said. And I quote. “No, we don’t run into too many people showing up to take someone else’s colonoscopy” 😂😂

Outstanding headline. 👏

Basketball tonight @MiamiHEAT #miami

Managed to find the @heineken tent at @HardRockStadium #Miami