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@JohnnyDramaChas Your what?

He’s the hero? For 2 years these guys slept on my couch and fucked my Melrose Place fallout. Guy needs a history lesson

@JDumasReports I had it in February. Went to the ER had surgery and went home same day. After about a week I was fine.

Good friend of mine had appendicitis. Had to get an emergency appendectomy. Was on bed rest for two weeks and couldn’t lift anything heavy at risk of tearing the incision above the navel. Docs only recommend walking for the first few weeks. I’d guess Joel’s season is over.

@JoshInnesShow No it wasn't

The wildest radio moment in Philly was Missanelli’s brother calling to challenge me to fight in the parking lot.

@Will_Rucker3_AD @SixersJustin Nah, 2 weeks he'll be fine

@SixersJustin It’s usually 4 weeks when it requires surgery

Looks like Joel Embiid could miss up to two weeks

@TreborRhurbarb @vj_edgegoatttt @KyleNeubeck 2 weeks

@vj_edgegoatttt @KyleNeubeck "Full recovery and return to vigorous activity usually take about 4–6 weeks." according to Dr. Google

Joel Embiid has been diagnosed with appendicitis and will undergo surgery this afternoon in Houston. Further updates will be provided as appropriate.

@SpikeEskin @InStreetClothes Week and a half to two weeks

@InStreetClothes so, how long are you out with an appendicitis?

@LegionHoops Joel hit him with that step back and he said I've had enough

JUST IN: Victor Wembanyama will not return to tonight’s game vs. 76ers with a rib injury. Tough.

@MattyStanford @WorldWideWob Cookin

@WorldWideWob What are we doing here ?

@WorldWideWob Theres no way embiid vs wemby is = to hawks knicks

League Pass Menu: 4/6/26

@BGNHoops Been cooking jokic forever

Rookie Embiid tape

What players should we do from today’s games?

@danhurleyuconn @realapp They right

@realapp “Better than Bam” they said

Joel Embiid at halftime: 4 PTS 1/10 FG

@bill88028 @nextgenjrod @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Why did you put Lamelo's name in quotation as if its his nickname

@ByrdRich @nextgenjrod @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps im shore playing next to "lamelo ball" helps your defensive rating

Rookie of the Year straw poll by ESPN's @TimBontemps: 🥇 Kon Knueppel — Votes: 80 first-place, 19 second-place, 1 third-place 🥈 Cooper Flagg — Votes: 20 first-place, 79 second-place, 1 third-place 🥉 VJ Edgecombe — Votes: 2 second-place, 92 third-place

@SixersAdam Joel looks like he hasn't moved in 3 days

Hell of a sequence for Dominick Barlow: drew a foul blowing by Julius Randle on a fake DHO, had a tremendous one-on-one defensive stop on Randle to kickstart a transition opportunity for the Sixers, and threw down a loud one-handed slam.

@MLB Phillies are grinding the Rockies for pxp irl

Bryce Harper crushes his second homer of 2026 💪

@BillSimmons I guess this makes it official Wilt> Russel

What’s going on here? 1973 Wilt just broke the blocks per game record as a Friday news dump?

@nextgenjrod @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Cool team stat

@ByrdRich @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Second best in class, “sort of”

@BeeeeJ_ @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Vj averages more blks, steals, rebounds and assists but i guess 2 more ppg from a 3pt merchant means he's better

@ByrdRich @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps He’s nowhere near Coop defensively and his defense is not nearly good enough to put him over what Kon has done as far as shooting and offense in general, get a grip man

@SuperSuavesky @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Sort of

@ByrdRich @adampleroy @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps Of which he can also do

@BeeeeJ_ @HornetsReddit @TimBontemps How dare anyone value defense

@HornetsReddit @TimBontemps First things first, remove both voters who have VJ anywhere but third