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Destiny 2 is cool and all, but can it do THIS...

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.

I couldnt get her out

@Loccdawggg Y'all niggas are so quick to turn on someone...

AFROMAN IS WHAT

@ArchFisuto Idk probably old af

@CAMWRYYY so..pixelly. how old is this picture?

How I feel after eating a Double Whopper at 10am:

@unokelesabe @LookAtMyMeat1

@LookAtMyMeat1 Make me

No they don't want your chopped ass put your passport down

@DamonRogaire Son...

Yeah no wonder this guy hates Lena Raine

@TheRealZephryss Okay, NOW I'll buy Crimson Desert 💯

There is a TRAIN in Crimson Desert. You can climb onto the train and travel the world as well.

@TheTamers12345 It's all good homie, now I have a chance to catch up 💯

Hey guys, unfortunately the newest MLP episode has to be delayed until next month due to some serious editing I'll have to do... SO SORRY!☹️ The next Dandy's World will still be be in two weeks from now so stay tuned for an update on that.

@FlutterPieFL I refuse to interact with TikTok MLP Fans.

🫩 excuse me?

Since y'all are here, vote which game I should buy: x.com/i/status/20347…

@Wasteland_Memes Lay off potato wedges, blud...

> Chef announces the menu. > 30 mins later says “I’m not making that, forget I ever mentioned it”. > Food eventually served but it’s just plain and not fully cooked. > Patrons who ordered the special edition tote bag get given standard plastic shopping bags instead. > Seasoning costs extra. > Some classic favourites like Fries have been replaced with potato wedges or some other ugly shit. > Mouth taped shut if you complain. > Other patrons who brought portable stoves start cooking people’s food to completion. > Trademark Bethesda

@deathskull17156 My bad

@CAMWRYYY I need bleach for my eyes now. Thanks!😃

Epic is finna pull that "The Rock can't lose" bullshit, aren't they.......?

I hate my algorithm.

Man 😭😭😭

Need a game recommendation to avoid... another game...

@deafhorsemoon My honest reaction:

Oh that sounds pretty nic- wait HOW MUCH

@Poxy_Boxy Twilight: "Why do you INSIST on hanging out with Trixie so much?! Do you know about the harmful things she said about Changelings?!" Me: "BITCH! SHE MADE "GRADUATION"!!!"