The 17th floor

@TheGriftReport You stole 23k. Get in fucking jail.

🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING! Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia. Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son! DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW. Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.” 28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!

@Neil1875Neil @blues_clues_kro Oliver Glasner? You guys are hilarious. Stupid, delusional and hilarious.

Thomas Frank - unattached Ralph Hassunhuttl - unattached Steve Cooper - Brondby Bo Svensson - unattached Kjetil Knutsen - Bodo/Glimt Mark Robins - Stoke If the Project is good enough, they will come #BCFC

That’s the villa I know and love. #avfc

@J_Tanswell We’ve managed to get the full backs so much higher. That’s made a huge impact.

When players just pass and rotate with a bit more tempo, Villa can look so good. That's been frustrating over the last two months (McGinn being back and never doing anything less than 100% obviously has a massive impact), but refreshing to see today. #AVFC

HT: #AVFC 1-0 West Ham Villa excellent. Rotations, starting outwide, are pulling a weird West Ham set-up apart. Villa's left side been combining sharply, with Barkley/Sancho/Watkins rejuvenated. Villa so dominant - need to keep standards as West Ham will surely change shape

He's back at Villa Park 😁

@Cal_Lewis_7 Been shockingly bad.

9 minutes???? This ref has money on Bournemouth 😂😂😂

@Ryan_AVFCC Thought he was good defensively but passing and set pieces were ass.

Mad init cause I thought he was shite 😂

@Queenie_2312 Guy in the hi-vis jacket is a hero. Much more of this needed with these feral tramps.

Guys please watch this video of some little cretins on the Elizabeth line. I don’t know if this is recent or old but I would have had time for that little curly Sue

@danbardell @th_av25 @DV1874 Don’t think prices are bad for a European quarter final.

This is absolutely ludicrous and tone deaf from the club. Putting prices up after not selling out last night. You don’t sell out because they are too expensive. You undo any good work the players and Emery do, time after time. Rethink needed. @DV1874 this is why fans get frustrated, it’s not on you but feels like you are one of few that actually care and listen.

See you in the quarter-finals! 😤 #UEL

Torres and Maatsen every week, please. #avfc

@Alex_Berwick We desperately lack pace in the side.

Couple of throwaway observations. Wish we could get Onana in the box more. He’d be worth 8 goals a season if we could get him in the positions. Dougie’s set pieces have been almost entirely awful. #avfc

It’s been fine. Very much a performance of a team that knows Lille will have to chase the game soon. Hope we’re ready to capitalise. Shape is good. Will be very good when Youri is available. Discipline top class. But barely created anything. #avfc

@ERKELLY He’s such a fanny.

Onana is glass man #avfc

Luiz is an absolute liability #avfc

My god, we’re a dull watch. #avfc

@SimplyUtd @WeAreTheOverlap @TalkinTactics

The obesity rate would plummet if the average person walked for the equivalent of even 25% of their daily screen time.

@JGaston50778 @DV1874 You are a dickhead. We don’t need ‘fans’ like you.

@DV1874 We’re sick of hearing your bullshit excuses. Our players can’t take criticism, likes of Konsa calling us dickheads, Rogers sulking when people call him out for a bad game, Bailey ignoring Unai. How about they earn their humongous wages & start performing.

Dear fellow Villa fans, after a few days in not my best mood and mainly due to bad health I would like to share with you a simple message: we need you in this crucial week. Maybe we don’t deserve to ask nothing but we need each other. Time to reset and go ahead. We must carry on with criticism when we don’t do well. It’s natural. We take the responsibility. We’re not perfects. But our players and staff deserve the full respect and support. And we must be resilient to change the people’s mood trough facts. Difference between a drama club and a stable and strong club is that when results are not good (and it happens to everyone no matter who), instead to have people that choose to point and blame each other, instead to set fire to everyone and everything, we have people looking for the solutions and staying together. And we will be good, UTV!!! PD: this picture- very special - in the wall of my office gives me the motivation and an everyday reminder, it is the proof of what we are able to do. And what we play for. To fulfill VP with happiness and pride. See you on Thursday!

@HLTCO East of Eden Count of Monte Cristo The Power of the Dog Lonesome Dove

Don’t know what I expected but 500 replies in a bit over an hour is mad. So many great books I’ve already read and loads I haven’t too. On the same line of thought, which book (not football related) would you recommend? This is great for my future reading lists.

@danielhavfc Very

Any good?