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This is the best ski footage you 've ever seen❄️🎿

NOEL GALLAGHER SLAMS GLASTONBURY AS 'WOKE' AND 'VIRTUE SIGNALING': “It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music – little fucking idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. Fuck the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look – play your fucking tunes and get off.”

These Sorba Thomas balls into the box are sumptuous, pity he's crossing to midgets.

What a season Casemiro is having! 🇧🇷🔥 Watch France v Brazil LIVE on ITV4 from 7:50pm 📺

"Vicktor Gyokeres" 😂😂

merton council has a point

The smoke flag is the coolest flag you’ll ever see AMERICA 🇺🇸

@agraybee Feel like the snitch is an even more egregious example of this.

The future of the game is bright 🏌️‍♂️ @TCHouOpen | #TOURVault

Never left my head

Nah man this might be Druski’s most diabolical skit yet 😭 “How Conservative Women in America act”

@DanielM_W @2147mill Was a bit tongue in cheek tbh

@Cal_Lewis_7 @2147mill Their cloud business (Azure) is growing at 35% per annum and makes up a third of Microsoft’s revenue . Even the Office sector is growing c15% per annum . Copilot is an expensive add on for companies and currently only at 3% adoption.

Somebody tell me why I shouldn’t go all in

@stevieB110 @TheMatchdayHQ @fichajesnet They will offer a loan 😂

@TheMatchdayHQ @fichajesnet Wheres this toilet paper shit come from. Barce no chsnce have 120mil to pay up

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Alexander Isak wants to LEAVE Liverpool. FC Barcelona is his preferred destination. [@fichajesnet]

@_laurennn92 @ryan_c414 @SnoopDoogyDoog If bonuses weren't taxed, what do you think would happen? A: Businesses would just pay employees minimum wage and give them a "bonus" each month

@ryan_c414 @SnoopDoogyDoog It’s not 2 figures but I’m just saying I’m grateful for any amount I just dislike the amount of tax on my payslip 😂

Rotten that bonuses get taxed 🤮

@NUFCMurph It's what happens when small clubs with good players have a purple patch 👍

Genuine question, has there ever been another football club who's players are so relentlessly linked with transfers away every single season, even if the window isn't open?

@2147mill Getting a girlfriend

What’s the fastest way to destroy your finances?

@SimplyUtd Thomas WHO

🚨 JUST IN! Michael Carrick now has just TWO main rivals left in the race for the Manchester United job: • Luis Enrique • Julian Nagelsmann There’s a growing feeling inside the club that Carrick has outperformed other Premier League contenders, including Oliver Glasner, Marco Silva, Unai Emery, and Thomas Frank. [@TyMarshall_MEN]

Wish I could go back in time to when I thought a jew just meant someone who always squared it when they were 2 on 1 with the keeper on FIFA

Sunday gets all the attention but that front 9 Saturday afternoon was euphoria