Chris B

@dom_lucre She did nothing wrong.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This mother who drugged her boyfriend before killing him and cutting off his genitals after catching him raping her daughter just got cleared of murder. Erica Pereira da Silveria Vicente confessed to killing partner Everton Amaro de Silva in Minas Gerais, Brazil saying she was just trying to protect her 11-year-old daughter from being raped, according to Estado de Minas. She was alerted by alarming texts the predator sent the preteen then found him on top of her, trying to rape her, when rushing to her daughter screaming, according to the reports. The mom allegedly spiked de Silva’s drink with the Klonopin, a medication used to treat seizures, and then stabbed and clubbed him while he was unconscious, according to prosecutors. A teen who heard screams then helped the mom carry the body to wasteland in Belo Horizonte where Vicente cut off the dead man’s genitals and set fire to his body, jurors were told.

@MrJamesMay I don’t talk to my phone either. Fortunately if I talk to my Tacoma it doesn’t listen.

Some people, over on my YouTube channel, are suggesting that I don’t understand the system of voice commands on my Tesla. I do, it’s just that I feel a total berk talking to my car. Even when I’m alone. Anyone else?

@LizzyStarrrdust @wil_da_beast630 @CostelloWilliam Men are so stupid. Virgin and ignorant sounds nice. That’s hell in a relationship after a couple years. Women need to be skanks. They will be skanks. But they will be good wives.

@wil_da_beast630 @CostelloWilliam Absolutely not And the men I have relationships with would not prefer that in a female partner either

Out of genuine curiosity: Would you ideally prefer a virgin/totally inexperienced wife, husband, or other romantic partner?

@GuntherEagleman Clearly jail doesn’t reform people. Any suggestions on an alternative?

🚨 Chicago Mayor Johnson: “We cannot put people in jail anymore. It’s racist.” Yes, he really is this stupid.

Feeling alone sucks. Knowing no will care makes it worse.

@Rothmus He’s spending a lot of time thinking about being gay touching women.

@WeaponsVault Looks like a 20yr sentence.

@LibertyCappy Tempest needs dick.

Are you intimidated? 😏

@MalcangiSarah I won’t fuck anyone else unless I’m not getting sexy time.

It’s completely normal to want a man who has never watched porn.

@Rothmus English?

@DocStrangelove2 No one cares about making good television anymore.

Tolkien is flailing in his grave.

@DocStrangelove2 They all work fairly similar. If you can drive a stick shift.

Bragging about a gun and saying you've never used it, trained with it, or even loaded it, all the meanwhile trying to intimidate people is definitely a decision.

@elonmusk Fucking nightmare fuel.

Optimus

@VigilantFox No one actually knows what happened 200 years ago. Could all be made up. The future sucks.

NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG: “In the future… maybe two or three years, 90% of the world’s knowledge will likely be generated by AI.” ROGAN: “That’s crazy.” HUANG: “I know, but it’s just fine.” ROGAN: “But it’s just fine?” HUANG: “Let me tell you why.” ROGAN: “Okay.” HUANG: “It’s because, what difference does it make to me that I am learning from a textbook that was generated by a bunch of people I didn’t know, or… knowledge generated by AI computers that are assimilating all of these and resynthesizing things?” “To me, I don’t think there’s a whole lot of difference.”

@CNviolations Someone’s going to the hospital.

I love dry aged ground beef

@Chesschick01 When I was in high school I got gas for 65 cents a gallon several times between 1998 and 2000.

This hurts so much 😭😭😭😭

@DolioJ I could definitely use the money. Pussy is easy to get.

If the choice was her or getting stabbed, I'd get stabbed.

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl This reminded me I need to make that this week, properly. Thank you.

What in the...that's not SOS. You don't even have the shingle. How can you have SOS with no shingle?

@TommyFaceOnFire I like my Glock. Never a need for cope.

Everything DA/SA fans say in defense of the system: “They’re better for beginners who are getting used to carrying.” If someone (yes, even you) is depending on a 12 pound trigger to keep them safe then they shouldn’t be carrying yet. “I like being able to thumb the hammer when I holster.” Or you could, I don’t know, just visually clear your holster before jamming a loaded gun into it? “I just like them.” That’s fine but it doesn’t make them any better. “You should try this one that I sent off and spent $980,000 to get improved!” My $400 Canik still has a better first pull. “I’m better than you because I intentionally handicap myself.” Whatever gets you through the day, champ. “You can train around it.” I buy guns that I don’t have to train around. (Related) “I carry it because that’s what I’m used to.” Maybe invest some time into a gun that wont cost you precious fractions of a second on a gunfight and get used to that instead. -“Having the long first pull might stop me from shooting before I’m ready.” My brother in Christ why are you pulling the trigger if you’re not ready to shoot? And my personal favorite: “You can ackshualee be staging the trigger as you’re finishing your draw. My favorite guntuber has a video on it.” Uh… fucking WHAT? Anyway, carry what you want but spare me the cope. ETA: “You can carry some of them in SA” Homie that’s just a 1911 with extra steps.

@KILLTOPARTY I can’t imagine nuking a marriage because your life is too easy.

Not me watching 40 something-year-old women ruin their lives for absolutely no reason