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Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Cheif@slimsonnn·
“people were paying 10x over floor price because the NFT was wearing a hoodie”
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Tenant stops paying rent, racks up months of debt… then turns around and sues the landlord for $17K like they’re the victim 🤡🌎
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Enguin 🐧
Enguin 🐧@penguin_curator·
It would appear that I did not buy enough TAO
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Stefan
Stefan@Stefan_B_Trades·
This is where you are being shilled $TAO as a buying opportunity..
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xApprentice1x@CBitbank·
@markjeffrey not to mention root down to 18% emissions. The protocol is literally built to incentivize the migration you're describing.
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Mark Jeffrey
Mark Jeffrey@markjeffrey·
Only 19% of $TAO is staked in subnets. 48% is hiding out on Root. Once the first subnet zooms to $1B+, I expect Root stakers will start rushing into Subnets. Even if NO NEW TAO is bought, Subnets could 3x or 4x just because of that alone. Source: Tao.app
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jintao@hellojintao·
btw just saying if clemente can't top tao that shit is gonna be at 10k by next tuesday
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xApprentice1x@CBitbank·
Claude better stop telling me to debrief and call it a night Cleo, if you're reading this, sleep is for the feeble minded
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Clemente
Clemente@Chilearmy123·
Call me crazy but I just bought $TAO at $286 Faded Zcash when everyone was shilling it Not missing this one Riding this to $400 and selling it all or stop loss at $250 Let’s ride
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
There is no reason for this to go so hard
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@jason
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@Chilearmy123 I expect you to do your own research and join the debate if so inclined.
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Roger Stone@RogerJStoneJr·
As an Italian American I'm perplexed as to why people would ask Dave Portnoy about Pizza. People don't ask me about bagels.
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xApprentice1x@CBitbank·
People so salty about All-In cabal shilling $tao Try reading something other than your X feed
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Chad Shipp
Chad Shipp@ShippMedia·
@CBitbank @Jason Staking TAO, buying subnet tokens, subnets deregister, too complex for average investor.
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@jason
@jason@Jason·
[ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ] [ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ] Family member: "What's this $tao you keep talking about on the pod?" Me: "Sell half your $btc, buy $tao " [ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ] [ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ] #remindmeofthistweet in six, 12, 18 and 24 months What logical sense does it make to buy $mstr instead of $btc directly?
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The Orange March Continues.

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Chad Shipp
Chad Shipp@ShippMedia·
@Jason Bittensor is incredibly complicated for the average crypto investor / trader to understand and price action has been very disappointing. 2023 to date…
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Shreyas Pandey
Shreyas Pandey@Shreyas_Pandeyy·
Just one prompt to Opus 4.6 and 20% of weekly limit. @claudeai is this what 2x limit looks like?
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Joseph Garvin
Joseph Garvin@joseph_h_garvin·
Claude code rarely runs for longer than 15m without stopping and asking for input from me. How do all these stories of people letting agents run overnight work? Custom harnesses? Yelling at Claude in all caps to keep going no matter what?
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.
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Duca
Duca@big_duca·
“Dude did you vibe code this slop? This feature sucks!” Been getting this more recently. And no, I didn't “vibe” it. Did you ever consider, for one single second… That I might just be retarded? And I wrote this organic slop myself?
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