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That is literally their plan

Melania Gives Baby Trump a Wi-Fi Password He’ll NEVER Forget 😂

BREAKING: Former NJ mayoral candidate Henrilynn Ibezim (D) pleaded guilty to forging nearly 1,000 voter registration applications The thing that never happens happened again!

If you are not following Jeff, you are missing out on the funniest memes you’ve ever seen. Poor Marco he’s never gonna outlive these memes. Happy Derby day, everybody

They need to remove Federal funding from Oregon immediately.

Can the homeless and all others coexist in a public park? #Homeless

To all the employees of @SpiritAirlines Mae sure you call (202) 224-4543 and lodge your complaint with @SenWarren so she knows the hurt she caused you.

@MWhite222 @amyklobuchar Are those the states that ban abortion? If so I can see why plan B isnt available. I don't see my state on that list, probably because they'll kill your baby right up to delivery..

@CCraig2018 @amyklobuchar Wrong. Total Abortion Bans: here is where mifepristone is generally unavailable. As of early 2026, near-total bans include Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

A Louisiana federal court just blocked access to mifepristone by mail, limiting how patients can receive an FDA-approved medication. This decision creates new barriers to care. We must restore women’s access to health care.

With recent USPS changes, we're urging Oregonians who want to return their ballots by mail to do so at least 1 week before election day - May 12. If you can't, take your ballot to an official drop box 24/7, right up until 8:00 p.m. on election night. More: bit.ly/4eRIuuP

Here are the top 5 dogs of April!

Just a psa: Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, and Joe Biden stopped the merger between Jet Blue and Spirit Airlines. This is not President Donald Trumps fault. Don't let them lie. Keep showing their old posts.

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant, Michele Carpino, who is known for posting Anti-Trump garbage, decided to post “We need better assassins” after the WHCD failed attempt. I wouldn’t want to be on a @SouthwestAir flight with her…… would you?

BILL MAHER: “If you're one of these people who watched that and was disappointed the president wasn't killed...” *Audience Laughs* BILL MAHER: “See, they're laughing at that... You're not a good person or a smart person.”

@K9Garm He is so beautiful! Can we say he's beautiful without him being offended?

Honey badger doing some adulting.

@RonWyden Why are you even weighing in on this you crypt keeper? Spreading more lies I see

This ruling amounts to a nationwide abortion ban. Mifepristone is safe, full stop. This isn’t about science and protecting women, it’s a calculated plot by Republicans obsessed with controlling the private health care decisions of women in America.

@PeteButtigieg It's already in the budget, but you were ok sending billions to Ukraine?

We now know the Iran war price tag is more like $50 billion - hundreds of dollars per household - and counting. It's enough to cover all the health insurance premium credits that the Republicans got rid of for this year, and next. It could save rural hospitals, pay teachers, fix roads. Don't let this White House insult your intelligence by blowing your money on war, then saying America can't afford nice things.

@PDXReal1 Wasn't the taxes from the lottery and weed supposed to pay for all that? Where'd that money go?

Portland City Council approved two new fees (read - taxes) to raise tens of millions for road upkeep. Reportedly, at least two additional fees will be passed by the council in the next month. Not all of the fees will go to maintenance. 25% will go to the disastrous Vision Zero projects. You’ve undoubtedly been seeing them pop up all over the city - reducing car lanes to incorporate bike lanes and walk ways no one uses, which increases car congestion so it will, in theory, force people to take a mass transit system that is both dangerous and has seen reductions in service over the last few years. The city and county is forcing its citizens to tighten their financial belts while they increase spending across the board, with almost no oversight. The Portland Metro annual budget - which includes the city, county, and metro - is approaching $13 billion this year, which is as much as 3 or 4 times the budgets of municipalities of similar size in other parts of the US.

@GuntherEagleman @SenWarren I swear, they will promote any and all ways to kill a baby

How much did Big Pharma pay you for this post? 🤣 “Let me be clear: the abortion pill is safe and effective.” Where have we heard “safe and effective” before, Liz? Same script, different body count. Courts enforcing basic safeguards isn’t extremism, it’s common sense. Cope harder.

BREAKING: A conservative court packed with Trump-appointed judges just ruled to ROLL BACK access to the abortion pill. This is a page straight out of extremist Republicans’ anti-abortion playbook. Let me be clear: the abortion pill is safe and effective. We must fight back.

Couples therapy Session 3 Cargo shorts Third pair Five pockets loaded One left open Pocket one: talking points Pocket two: counter-talking points Pocket three: my wife's original list from session one with my analyst's correctly formatted version stapled on top Pocket four: granola bar Pocket five: a printed summary of the therapist's Yelp reviews in case I needed leverage Pocket six: empty My analyst said to always leave one pocket open for something you didn't see coming Last session I learned we were having another child Pulled into the parking lot at 3:48pm My analyst was already there Same spot Engine off Legal pad on the dash Three iced coffees in the car Two were empty He rolled the window down I said "how long have you been here" He said "I got here at 5am boss man" I said "the session is at 4pm" He said "I know. I wanted to study the environment." I said "it's a parking lot" He said "every parking lot tells a story" I didn't ask what story this one told He handed me a folder through the window I said "she said no folders" He said "it's not a folder. It's a pocket insert. Fits right in pocket six." I opened it One page Header: "Things Boss Man Has Done Right (Partial List)" There were only four items I won't say what they were But number three was "hired me" Another subtle push for a promotion that I ignored I closed the folder I said "I'm not bringing this in" He said "I know. But I wanted you to read it." I put it in the glove box I didn't put it in pocket six But I thought about it Walked across the parking lot alone First session without backup My wife was already inside Left couch Same spot Stanley cup She looked different Not upset Not armed with Karen from HR or the teacher from the parent teacher conference Just there alone The therapist said "no analyst today?" I said "he's in the parking lot" The therapist said "why" I said "my wife said if he steps foot in the building she's calling her attorney" The therapist looked at my wife My wife said "that's accurate" The therapist said "and yet he's still in the parking lot" I said "he's committed. I respect it." The therapist made a note I don't know what she wrote but her pen moved for a while She said "your wife has set today's agenda" I said "I know. One item." She said "have you read it?" I said "no" She said "why not?" I said "I was advised to come in without a position. Let the other side present first. Then respond." The therapist said "who advised you to do that" I said "my analyst" My wife closed her eyes The therapist slid the paper across the table I picked it up Six words "Tell me something that isn't transactional" I looked at my wife She was looking at me Not the ceiling At me The therapist said "take your time" I didn't need time I said "you're the best decision I ever made" My wife said "that's a decision. Decisions are transactions." I said "I'd pick you again. Every time. No hesitation." She said "that's a selection process" I said "losing you would cost me everything" She said "that's a cost" The therapist said "she's asking you to speak without a framework" I said "I don't know how to do that" My wife said "try" The room was quiet I could hear the clock on the wall First time I've ever noticed it Mentally counting the therapist's cost per second I reached into pocket one Pulled out the talking points Put them on the table Reached into pocket two Counter-talking points On the table Pocket three Reformatted list On the table Pocket five Unfavorable Yelp reviews On the table My wife watched me empty every pocket The therapist watched I kept the granola bar I'm not wasteful The table had four documents on it None of them mattered right now I sat back Empty pockets First time I've walked into a room with nothing prepared My phone buzzed I looked at it Text from the analyst: "You've been quiet for four minutes boss man. That's a record." I put the phone face down I said "last night I laid out my cargo shorts" The therapist said "okay" I said "I have seven pairs. They're all identical." My wife said "I know. Your analyst ordered them." I said "I picked the third pair" The therapist said "why the third" I said "because the last time I wore them you told me we were having a baby. And you smiled. In this room. For the first time." Nobody said anything I said "I stood in the closet looking at seven identical pairs and picked the only one that reminded me of you smiling" I said "that's not a transaction" My wife didn't say anything She didn't look at the ceiling She looked at me Her eyes were wet The therapist's eyes were wet My eyes were not wet But the room was blurry again Must be the ventilation The therapist said "that's the first thing you've said today that wasn't a framework" I said "it felt inefficient" She said "how so" I said "because I could have just said I love you" The room went very quiet My wife said "say it again" I said "the cargo shorts thing or the other part" She said "the other part" I said "I love you" She said "again" I said "I love you" The therapist took her glasses off Third time in three sessions I'm tracking it My wife said "do you know that's the first time you've ever said that without qualifying it" I thought about it She was right Every other time I'd followed it with something "I love you and I think we should refinance" "I love you but the numbers on this kitchen remodel don't work" "I love you. Also the home warranty expires in eleven days." This time I just said it No addendum No follow-up action item Just the words My phone buzzed I didn't look at it It buzzed again And again And again Four buzzes I left it face down The therapist said "how does it feel to say that without adding anything" I said "uncomfortable" She said "why" I said "because it's not actionable. There's no next step. It just sits there." She said "sometimes that's the point" I made a note of that Mental note Not on paper I didn't have paper I emptied my pockets My wife reached across the couch She took my hand Third time that's happened I'm tracking that too We sat like that for a while Nobody said anything The clock was still ticking I was still aware of it But I wasn't counting the minutes That was new The therapist said "I want to ask about the baby" My wife looked at me I looked at her The therapist said "have you two talked about it since the last session" My wife said "he updated a spreadsheet" The therapist looked at me I said "it's a household P&L. The baby needed a line item. I used conservative assumptions." The therapist said "what assumptions" I said "daycare at the 75th percentile. Diapers at 3% annual inflation. College at 5%. I ran a Monte Carlo simulation on the total cost to raise a child to eighteen." The therapist said "and what did the model say" I said "$387,000 in present value terms" My wife pulled her hand back I said "I wasn't finished" She looked at me I said "I also modeled what it would be worth" The therapist said "what do you mean" I said "I tried to assign a value to what we'd gain. Another person at the table. More noise. More mess. More everything." I paused I said "the model broke" The therapist said "broke how" I said "because I couldn't quantify it. Every input I used was a number. And the output kept coming back as something that wasn't." The room was quiet My wife put her hand back I said "I don't know how to say I'm excited without attaching a dollar sign to it. But I closed the spreadsheet last night. First time I've ever closed a spreadsheet without saving." My wife looked at me I looked at her The therapist was writing something She wrote for a long time Then she stopped She said "I think we should keep meeting" I said "same rate?" My wife looked at the ceiling Some things change Some things don't The therapist said "same rate" I said "I won't negotiate this time" My wife looked at me She smiled Second time in this office I said "but I do want to discuss frequency. Weekly feels aggressive. Biweekly gives us time to implement the takeaways." The therapist said "I think weekly" My wife said "I think weekly" I said "I'm outvoted" The therapist said "this isn't a vote" I said "everything is a vote" My wife said "not this" I looked at her She was right Not everything is a vote Some things are just decided I nodded Weekly The therapist said "I'd like to meet the analyst at some point" My wife said "absolutely not" The therapist said "not in session. Separately. I'm professionally curious." My wife said "he doesn't need therapy. He needs a raise and a day off." I said "he got a day off. He came in anyway." The therapist made another note We stood up I left the documents on the table All four of them First time I've ever left a room without collecting my materials Walked out Checked my phone in the hallway Fourteen texts from my analyst First one at 4:02pm: "Status update when you can boss man" Fourth one at 4:11pm: "Both cars still in the lot. Positive indicator." Seventh one at 4:19pm: "You've had your phone face down for six minutes. New personal best." Tenth one at 4:28pm: "I can see through the window. She's holding your hand." Twelfth one at 4:34pm: "I don't have the right word for what I'm feeling right now." Fourteenth one at 4:41pm: "Proud of you boss man. Also the parking lot cop wants me to move. He said I have been here all day. He's calling someone." I walked to his car He had the window down Legal pad full I said "how many pages" He said "six" I said "the session was one hour" He said "there was a lot to capture boss man" I looked at the last page Bottom line "Cargo shorts: 2 for 2" Circled twice Underlined I said "you can see through the window?" He said "only from the third row" I said "you moved your car for line of sight" He said "I moved it twice. The first angle had a glare." I looked at him He looked at me I said "next session. You're coming inside." He said "I thought she said" I said "I'll handle it" He didn't say anything But he closed his legal pad First time he's ever done that mid-conversation I think that meant something to him I got in my car My wife was already in the passenger seat She didn't say anything I didn't say anything I put my hand on hers Third time now She looked at me Not the ceiling She said "you emptied your pockets" I said "I kept the granola bar" She laughed Second session in a row she's laughed I drove home Same cargo shorts Same couch Same $250 Didn't negotiate Didn't need the talking points Didn't read the Yelp reviews Pocket six is still empty I think I'm going to keep it that way Plz don't fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone