Carl Dettenmayer

My gorgeous wife and I celebrate New Year’s MAGA style!

@HistoryWJacob He and all the CSA were traitors.

At Chancellorsville, Robert E. Lee achieved the impossible. Outnumbered 2 to 1, he split his army. Then he split it again. Then he won the most lopsided victory of the Civil War. It also killed his best general. 🧵1/5

At Special Forces Selection, I watched a man fall 30 feet from a rope. Compound fracture. Bone through skin. Blood soaking through his trousers as he writhed on the ground. The instructor walked over slowly. Looked down at him. Completely emotionless: “Candidate. You failed to properly negotiate this obstacle.” “Would you like to try again?” We were stunned. The instructor turned and walked away. That was it. No debrief. No lesson. No comfort. Just the sound of a grown man groaning in pain. What I learned that day: Nobody is coming to save you. They never were.

@KevG163 Wow! Bob Tucker!! My favorite Giant growing up!! #38

Happy Birthday, Mark Bavaro! Savage #Giants Tight End With apologies to Bob Tucker and Jeremy Shockey, he was the greatest Giant to play the position. 2x Super Bowl Champion 2x First-Team All-Pro 2 Pro Bowls #NYGiants Ring of Honor Voted the 18th Greatest Giant of All Time

@jared_golds23 Scranton. Call up Spencer.

Where do you want to see Jasson Dominguez in the lineup?

@Johnny_Joey Nice, but go with a classic, Rolex Submariner.

New “want” unlocked.

@Nigel_Farage yeah, just like London, or Londonabad.

The Falklands are and will always be British. 🇬🇧

@LicensePlateGuy I trust Coach Harbaugh

Giants thought Reese was the better pick over Styles and Mauigoa was the better pick than Downs. What do you think? Guess we won't know for awhile huh

@piersmorgan You can’t even keep London. But, good luck with that..

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@YankeeLibrarian 27 WS championships already makes them unique. No reason to change tradition.

My hot take on the Yankees switching up the road greys. If they won a World Series, none of this matters. Until then, it is indicative of what the Hal Steinbrenner era has represented — dumping traditions that make them unique. My full thoughts for SI si.com/mlb/yankees/on…

@moneymosh12 No. Stay with tradition, lose the beards and bring back stirrups.

Thoughts?

@NoDMsPerfavore liberals

What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?

@NickTurturro1 100% Agreed!! Get rid of the beards too. Go back to the traditions that made the Yankees the greatest club in baseball.

I am not a fan of the Yankees wearing an alternate blue jersey on the road, the away Yankee jersey is a classic always has and always will be one of the great looks why do you wanna mess with that!!!

@pinstripesnat Stay with tradition and make them get rid of the beards. Tradition means something.

Which do you prefer as the New York Yankees’ next on-road jersey? #RepBX #Yankees #AllRise

@BuzzPatterson Missing the Eagles!!

U2 is WAY too high! So is Oasis.

@sam_gzstrength 63 years old , press 135, bench 255, squat 275, deadlift 300. all one rep maxes.

THE 4 CATEGORIES OF BARBELL STRENGTH STANDARDS The Base 115 Press 185 Bench 225 Squat 315 Deadlift Really good lifts, for your wife. 3-6 months training or less The Standards 1.0 135 Press 225 Bench 315 Squat 405 Deadlift Stronger than Average aka "Not Weak" The Standards 1.5 185 Press 275 Bench 365 Squat 455 Deadlift Dedicated Recreational Lifter "Strong". Aka, the standards of quitters and "cut-ers" on the way to 2.0 1-2 Years of training The Standards 2.0 200 Press 300 Bench 405 Squat 500 Deadlift Golf Clap at local meet Strong. 2+ years of training

@CynicalPublius @GuntherEagleman Nobody is limiting your rights. Go through the training. Some of us spent our lives being around weapons. what are you going to teach us at this point?

@GuntherEagleman This not “based.” It’s tyranny. When only some peoole are allowed their natural rights, by definition others will be denied those rights.

@GuntherEagleman As a retired Special Forces officer, I wholeheartedly support this position.

🚨 BASED! A GOP Congressman is pushing to give members of America’s Special Forces nationwide concealed carry rights. No more disarming the heroes who protect us.

@markmzzz1 @Citadel1842 @NancyMace You’re an idiot

@Citadel1842 @NancyMace His daughter is a psycho.

The Citadel is mourning the loss of Brig. Gen. James Emory Mace, ’63, a distinguished alumnus whose leadership and service left a lasting impact on the college and its cadets. Read more here: bit.ly/48b2rJ3

The difference between the Trump Administration and the Obama Administration is now abundantly clear. When Americans are in trouble Trump will move heaven and earth. Obama/Hillary didn't lift a finger. They abandoned our men and women serving in Libya. Which America do you want to be a part of?

@jabeale The Bearded One!!! That brought back some memories.. SERE 1992, SFQC..

Re CSAR and para-rescue personnel in general: I had an Air Force PJ in my SERE class - he was the only AF guy there amongst Army SF, Ranger and TF-160 guys - and he was an absolute baller. Had a nervous smile, which got him roughed up pretty regularly by the Bearded One, but the man was singularly unflappable. During one of the last hard-sell sessions my interrogator used him as an emotional lever - had him kneeling, shivering uncontrollably in the People's Pond in front of me as he asked me the same question over and over. Each time I gave my cover-story answer he'd have the PJ assume another position in the water (this was early-March North Carolina) until he was face-first, blowing bubbles. When they had him roll onto his back he caught my eye and winked at me - told me all I needed to know as to whether or not to stick to my story. When it was over and we were all sitting around a table at Bennigan's trying to eat more than two bites of the banquet feast spread out in front of us, I told the guys what he did that night. When I told them about the wink, the PJ piped up and said, "A wink? That wasn't a fucking wink - I was having a hypothermic seizure." Got a chance to work with five or six more PJ's during my time there as an instructor and they all shared the same vibe - these guys are truly special. If the PJ's are involved in finding and recovering an American on the ground in enemy territory, I have every confidence that they won't rest until the mission is successfully completed.