Jen

See ya’ll in the Piastri Grandstand in ‘26 #HumbleBrag

@CuriosityonX @NotUncleColin human life on another planet?

BREAKING🚨: ALL FIVE types of nucleic acid bases, the building blocks of LIFE 'DNA and RNA', have been found in samples collected from asteroid Ryugu

@CuriosityonX @NotUncleColin

🚨 : For the first time, we are observing plants breathe in real time.

@Coltmaster40R @AnaKasparian @NotUncleColin

@AnaKasparian I came across this picture three days ago when this story was first leaked on X

So did they kill Netanyahu or not?

@NotUncleColin Oh dear. The worst part is I’m neither shocked nor surprised by his antics

Listen to him @CFCJenJen 😭

@pinkolive81 @NotUncleColin

oh fuck my stupid life oscar you are so loved 💛💛💛

@McLarenF1 @NotUncleColin

Moments like this we’ll never forget 🧡🥹 #McLarenF1 | #AusGP 🇦🇺

@ShooterMcGavin @NotUncleColin

BREAKING: Scottie Scheffler hits a fan with a golf ball after losing his cool at the Arnold Palmer Invitational

Michael B Jordan > Timothee Chalamet By far.

@vainpop Are you referring to his face? 😏

Nobody told Alex he had shit in his beard before heading to the altar #LoveIsBlind

@SpeedSportLife @NotUncleColin

This is the most insane thing I've ever read on the subject of motorsports

Marty Supreme sucked. Not only do I feel deceived by what was the most misleading marketing campaign of all time after It Ends With Us but the fact that Timothee Chalamet has been nominated for an Oscar for essentially playing himself in that intolerable tripe is a farce.

@leclercsletters @NotUncleColin

jesus this is crazy?? why is there no security with him 💀

@todds3n We should do this

Costco fuel. North Lakes qld

@NotUncleColin @john_macgowan I think they hit the nail on the head

@CFCJenJen @john_macgowan What do you think?

My latest niche Australian conspiracy theory is that the entire Kyle / Jackie O meltdown is kayfabe, they are both looking for a way to get out of their contracts 2 years early so they can do podcasts. It's no co incidence this is happening right after Stefanovic starts doing big numbers. I reckon both Kyle and Jackie O have figured out if they wait 2 years, the market will be too crowded and no one will care when they start making content. They can't just quit because they'll be subject to broadcast non competes. So they had to confect a scenario where the contracts get torn up. While they both get paid a lot of cash, ARN holds all the rights to their content, and ARN negotiates ad deals. If they go independent, it will take a while for the cash to flow in but they'll be able to do their own sponsorship and product endorsements, and own everything themselves. The advantage was always the infrastructure - but on air talent doesn't need that anymore. Mark my words, in 12 months time, they're going to sit down on each other's podcasts for interviews and all will be forgiven.

@lilacfrogz I’m an Aussie and was the only kid in my class to not be given a pen licence. To this day I refuse to write legibly out of spite lol

just remembered non aussies don't know what pen licenses are and i feel very sad for them now

@NotUncleColin I’m assuming this is BS

@BuzzingPop @NotUncleColin 😬

Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson shouted the n-word while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were presenting on stage at the #EEBAFTAs.

@F1BigData If you thought Yuki was embarrassing, wait until you get a load of this! 😆 @NotUncleColin My fav is how he quickly drives off while bits of his car fall off hahahhahahaha

Scott Speed crashed his car in the same showrun in which Tsunoda's car caught fire

@bewojello How embarrassing @NotUncleColin

Omg yukiiii