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@vjdrkenta Are they still available?

I have still two invites! #midjourney

@BBCWorld The premise—that omicron originated in Southern Africa—is flawed

New Omicron variant: Are low vaccination rates in South Africa a factor? bbc.in/3oqaJ9B

@jowrotethis @StormofSpoilers @rejects @Da7e Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏾

I scored 21 points with GAY in #spelltower! - spelltower.com

@jowrotethis Is there a chance Richard Horne could be Johnny's son, rather than Audrey's?

@MarianneThamm @Conrad_Sidego will do my best :)

@MarianneThamm Hi! I think you meant to follow my dad: @Conrad_Sidego ☺️

@TroublesFriend thanks :)

is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat

@TroublesFriend #TeamKatniss

Be up front with women. Open with: "Patriarchy has conditioned me to value my sexual pleasure over your humanity."

Getting to the Bone Zone is just like getting to Carnegie Hall: practice practice practice and also treat women like safes you need to crack

Pickup Technique: The Quiet Storm. Sneak up behind a girl and douse her with water. Then pretend your friend did it and be a hero.

Genetics explained... (or blended inheritance at least)

Almost made a joke about the diet of vultures but I don't want to waste your time. Carrion.

The most British thing I've ever read. pic.twitter.com/CYBjM4SxWX

we all stand together we all start as strangers we all stumble in many ways we all stare at the same sky #GooglePoems

Next cosmetic surgery trend: kneecap shaping.

Future Olympics scandal: high jumpers with lungs full of helium.