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It's interesting to compare the shape of the COVID-19 economic recovery in different regions. This is data on bookings being made in the @timely appointment software platform.

@lancewiggs @billbennettnz I have been thinking about that. Whats needed for a quarantine tourism industry? Need a more resort style hotel which you dont need to leave and have fixed move in/move out dates every 14 days?

@IanTLS @pablogl @rowansimpson Maybe if we're good, we could join their bubble in time for next years winter escapes!

@pablogl @rowansimpson Cooks have zero cases ever. As do Samoa, Tonga, and a bunch of other Pacific islands

Who is this pesky unnamed grey country standing between us and world domination in this graph? 🤨#FlatteningAboveOurWeight

@Viridessence @dairymanNZ You've got very clever dogs if they can read a clock! Digital or analogue as well?

@dairymanNZ It will be nice to take the dogs for their early morning walk in almost daylight again instead of pitch dark

Daylight Saving ends in New Zealand next week and I bet everyone is looking forward to an extra hour in bed...

Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍

@nz_voter I've been deemed the designated survivor, so my has to do all the shopping. I'm not sure who got the best deal.

Why would you chose to get groceries delivered if you are capable of driving down and getting them ( taking away slots from those who can’t)? Groceries is the highlight of my lockdown, I pretend I’m the hero in a movie living in a dystopian world under threat of the man.

Today Boris Johnson said that he had tested positive for COVID19 and had developed 'mild symptoms'. The thing is, the first few days of the virus seem to give you mild symptoms that escalate quickly by days 5-7. I'll leave you with this handshaking video #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe

@netw3rk @HoodlumRIP

‘I’m shaking hands continuously. I was at a hospital the other night where there were actually some Coronavirus patients & I shook hands with everybody. People can make up their own mind but I think it’s very important to keep shaking hands.’

@nzvorn A recession is a good item to be in the pre-revenue stage. And the recovery period is a good time to be offering a product/service which provides a better experience at a better price than old systems.

Just want to say - Vend was founded in the middle of the GFC. Shit was dark, and I thought it was the best time to build something. Use the down times to get the jump on the good times returning. Build that thing. Rework that part of the business. It's not BAU anymore.

Hi Co-op farmers. We’ll be registering on the @MPI Safe Practices Register on behalf of all our farmers. You DO NOT need to do it. We’ll be emailing you soon with more info so keep an eye out on your inboxes.

@buzzandhum @keith_ng Well he caught my interest

@adaptreuse @ToddScottNBR @BenRoss_AKL Seat Belts?

"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." -- Roald Dahl

@HoneyBeeGeek @Raffiatim Build more state houses. Sell those to tenants if they want them and use that money to build more state houses. Use the scale, and the fact they aren't McMansions, to bring the price down.

@Raffiatim Capital gains tax is the most efficient. Followed by building, including rent to own. Agile planning would make a big difference too (Eg incentive high quality builds, half a house construction with ability to add on easily as income or equity increases over time).

Can someone brainy please explain to me what the govt could do to bring house prices down - other than what they're doing already?

@benkepes @Kiwibank @FlyAirNZ I've just been through that process as my card expired. Not ideal to have to do it again.

Just heard from @kiwibank that they're @FlyAirNZ mastercard is changing to Visa. Which means that every cc auto payment I have set up will no longer work. Which is an absolute arse

@paulbrislen Does it work on the Skype for Business iPhone app? I have just orders some and this was one of my justifications.

@nz_voter Isn't that he issue. Edward has slid into obscurity but Harry has brought negative media attention to the Family. It should have been managed internally and quietly.

Everyone’s losing their shit at Harry dumping the family but who the fuck has seen Edward in years?

@lancewiggs Ironically, it is an AT requirement (for H&S purposes) that is probably causing the issue. The brakes automatically lock when a door is open so if the drive leaves the bus and closes the door, the bus can roll off if they forgot to engage the hand brake.