Chris Kennedy

@NiohBerg @grok this real?

Iranians in Paris tonight. Absolutely historic times we're living in.

@Rainmaker1973 @grok tell me about this. Did it happen recently?

Auburn University student sinks 90 foot putt to win a new car

@JoshHall2024 @grok is this real?

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Transgender Providence Police Department spokesperson Lyle Culpepper asks the public to stop referring to the radical Islamic shooter at Brown University as “the brown shooter”, even though he is quite literally THE BROWN SHOOTER because he committed a mass shooting at Brown University. Political correctness is a cancer that is destroying America… And they all always seem to look like Lyle. TOTAL FREAKS.

@Alsboringtweets Here it is: open.spotify.com/track/6iabiOyI…

@Alsboringtweets That Was The Worat Christmas Ever by Sufjan Stevens. If you know this song I will Venmo you $5.

Give me a Christmas song you like that you don't think I know. I always like adding to my Christmas song list, so don't give me anything obvious.

@therealmcnair $600 for caddies

@historyinmemes @grok tell me about this

In 2010, a UCF professor uncovered one of the biggest cheating scandals in college history

@historyrock_ Maybe he doesn’t make the list but Dave Navarro on JA song Three Days might be the best guitar

Thoughts on this list? Who’s missing?

@historyrock_ Missing John Frusciante, the Edge and Nels Cline

What is the best golf photo you've taken in 2025? It's 38 with 20-30 mph winds this morning so I am daydreaming about my summer journeys. Here is mine:

@caddietales Most times the course carries insurance to deal with damage done by errant shots

Should golfers have to pay for damage to houses on golf courses that is unintentionally caused by their errant shots?

@caddietales As a caddie, I hate a player who doesn’t walk out of the bunker the same way they went in. One of the worst things you can do to a caddie.

I'm not into engagement farming However, I have learned the following topics are always good for a few extra views and comments: 1. 14 slot golf bags 2. How far people actually hit the golf ball 3. What internal organ golfers will give up to play Augusta 4. Why everyone else is a slow golfer These posts are like Doritos. Just can't get enough! What did I miss?

@caddietales 14 slot golf bags are the worst.

@DarrenJMeenan U2

What was the best Super Bowl halftime performance you’ve ever seen?

@LouStagner 2

Let's vote! When someone says: "the putt is a ball outside the right edge"... What does that mean to you? VOTE in the post below. 👇👇👇

@ThatEricAlper youtu.be/XpK-w6_FpY8?si…

What is the saddest, most soul crushingly painful song that you know?

@union4me @soundstoryuk Ok Boomer

@soundstoryuk The beginning of the end for U2 in my eyes. I’d been a fan from their start & their music was fantastic…but this LP was off kilter for me & they’ve never found their way back.

On this date in 1991 #U2 released their seventh studio album. What are your favourite tracks from 'Achtung Baby'?

@caddietales Fellow caddy here. Iron covers are the worst. So are large head covers like these:

My caddie season ends this weekend 😢 I've been sharing some reflections each day as the end draws near. Here's day 5... -Most stated handicap: 12 -Most stated driving distance: 260-280 -Most likely to have iron covers: Engineers -Most likely to have 14 slot bags: Engineers and accountants 10 most FAQ's from players 1. What do you do in the winter? 2. Do you do two or three loops a day? 3. Does it ever get old? 4. Which hole is the Jordan Spieth hole? 5. Where was DJ's waste bunker? 6. What was your biggest tip? 7. Do you deal with a lot of a-holes? 8. Best and worst golfer? 9. Are you allowed to drink on the course? 10. Do you also have a real job? - Answer to the question of whether it gets old: No Specifically... 1. Seeing an eagle overhead never gets old 2. Sunrises over the lake never get old 3. The calm and beauty of the golden hour never gets old 4. The different shades of blue in the lake never get old 5. Seeing the joy in players never gets old 6. Meeting interesting people never gets old 7. The Caddie Shack never gets old -Most drank beer: Spotted Cow -Most popular non-beer drink: Tranfusion -Percent of players with cigars: 10% -Growing trend: Use of Arccos sensors -Largest gambling loss I saw: $13k -Most used golf ball: ProV1 -Number of blatant cheaters I had: 2 I'll keep providing more reflections through Sunday. Check my account for day 1-4 if you missed them. Before you go though... A bold ask... Help me help you... The winter months aren't as lucrative, as you can imagine. So I will rely on a part-time job at a Sober Living House, along with various side hustles to provide for my family. You can be a part of that by ordering a personalized, signed copy or copies of my book, Caddie Tales. Get for yourself, or as gifts for the golf lovers and caddies in your life. Cost is $35. If I sell 100 by Sunday I'll give away a free round for 2 at Whistling Straits next season. Message me for Venmo or PayPal info and to leave your address. Thanks in advance for a big night! 🙏✌️