
Mike Chernoff (parody)
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Mike Chernoff (parody)
@CLEGuardiansGM
General Manager of the Cleveland Guardians. The Owners won’t let me sign anybody. (parody)





BREAKING: Third baseman Munetaka Murakami and the Chicago White Sox are in agreement on a two-year, $34 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Murakami, 25, is the single-season home run champion in Japan and will bring his prodigious power to a rebuilding White Sox team.


I’m chalking up Travis Bazzana’s 2025 to his oblique injury. He spent the better part of three months nursing it back to health, and it’s very apparent the injury zapped his bat speed and ability to get the barrel out. I really think 2026 will be the best version of him.










Nolan Jones is now 2/17 with 5 K since this tweet. When will Guardians fans finally give up this gimmick? #GuardsBall





