
SpacemanStiff
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SpacemanStiff
@CMDRSpiff
Former Space Commander now just retired bum on a beach. I might have a story or two.



Meanwhile in St. Louis


6:49am: sudden spike in oil futures trading. no news. no announcement. nothing public. 7:05am: trump announces a pause on iran strikes. markets move. someone knew. 16 minutes early. $580 million in contracts. the corruption is staggering.

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.


Crimson Desert developer Pearl Abyss stock price has shot back up almost 30% due to strong sales after falling 30% last week due to mixed reviews! via @serkantoto


Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰



Gentle reminder that “good Catholic men” means Prince Charming making seven figures in their head, and if you fall 1% short this will be their reaction.

When I moved to college, I deleted the Snapchat app. It was pretty controversial with my friend group because that was how we communicated. I said if you want to talk to me, call me. I want to bring back REAL conversations and MAKE AMERICA TALK AGAIN!


BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

Nikita Bier says X will update its revenue-sharing model from Thursday to prioritize impressions from users’ home regions.

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video platform Sora after it flopped Disney is now exiting their $1B deal with OpenAI


Why Women Shit Test by Susan Walsh (2011)








