Conor Mallon

📅 On this day, 16 years ago, the most classic Chris Kamara moment in punditry history.

@UnitedUpdates @NathSalt1 @RealMJONeill there’s hope for the game yet

🚨 Jack Fletcher has received a six-match ban for using the term “gay boy” during an EFL Trophy match earlier this season. 😬 [@NathSalt1] #mufc

@CFCShedy @RealMJONeill playerrrr

Dele Alli 😭😭

@GaelOgDathuil @RealMJONeill

The GAA on a local level is probably the only Irish institution that has proven impenetrable by modern liberal values. Your average GAA dressing room is full of fellas calling each other gay retards or worse. It is after all young Irish lads playing a highly physical sport.

@RealMJONeill @BBCNewsNI Oh this could get fiery

@BBCNewsNI Must be a nightmare having those two months off paid in July and August.

"No off-switch" affects mental health says headteacher, as their union declares a trade dispute with the Department of Education over workload. bbc.in/4qGNdSs

@RealMJONeill @stats_feed No Maggie thatcher, bullshit list

@stats_feed 51. Graham Potter

TOP 50 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN HISTORY 1. Adolf Hitler 🇩🇪 2. Joseph Stalin 🇷🇺 3. Pol Pot 🇰🇭 4. Leopold II of Belgium 🇧🇪 5. Mao Zedong 🇨🇳 6. Osama bin Laden 🇸🇦 7. Idi Amin 🇺🇬 8. Benito Mussolini 🇮🇹 9. Genghis Khan 🇲🇳 10. Saddam Hussein 🇮🇶 11. Heinrich Himmler 🇩🇪 12. Kim Jong-il 🇰🇵 13. Kim Jong-un 🇰🇵 14. Mengistu Haile Mariam 🇪🇹 15. Slobodan Milošević 🇷🇸 16. Francisco Franco 🇪🇸 17. Bashar al-Assad 🇸🇾 18. Joseph Kony 🇺🇬 19. Vlad the Impaler 🇷🇴 20. Charles Manson 🇺🇸 21. Jeffrey Dahmer 🇺🇸 22. Ted Bundy 🇺🇸 23. Hirohito 🇯🇵 24. Maximilien Robespierre 🇫🇷 25. Nero 🇮🇹 26. Caligula 🇮🇹 27. Attila the Hun 🇭🇺 28. Ratko Mladić 🇷🇸 29. Reinhard Heydrich 🇩🇪 30. Hideki Tojo 🇯🇵 31. Augusto Pinochet 🇨🇱 32. Robert Mugabe 🇿🇼 33. Pablo Escobar 🇨🇴 34. Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán 🇲🇽 35. Christopher Columbus 🇮🇹 36. Hernán Cortés 🇪🇸 37. Joseph Goebbels 🇩🇪 38. Fidel Castro 🇨🇺 39. Muammar Gaddafi 🇱🇾 40. Enver Hoxha 🇦🇱 41. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi 🇯🇴 42. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 🇮🇶 43. Rasputin 🇷🇺 44. Jack the Ripper 🇬🇧 45. Lavrentiy Beria 🇷🇺 46. Mobutu Sese Seko 🇨🇩 47. King John of England 🇬🇧 48. Henry VIII 🇬🇧 49. Reinhard Gehlen 🇩🇪 50. Edward “Blackbeard” Teach 🏴‍☠️ Source: Bana Media

@RealMJONeill @Footballtweet He’d be cancelled in England 😂 arteta have a meltdown

@Footballtweet @CMallon6 ❤️😭

🚨 𝗛𝗘’𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗫 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗘! Diego Simeone was booked after saying this to Vinícius Jr as he was being substituted in their Super Cup match last night: 🗣️ “Listen! Your own fans are booing you.” Earlier on in the match, he told him: 🗣️ “Vini, Vini! Florentino is going to sack you — remember I told you!” He’ll never change. 😭

How bad is Dalot honest to god 😂

@PFTCommenter @ForePlayPod @DanMooney14

15 yds for taunting

@Graeme_McDowell @DanMooney14

Ahhh, you know me…….mid Atlantic with a heavy European lean in there.

@RealMJONeill @WestHam_Central @daramallon Potter says gimmeeee a helllll yeahhhhhh

@WestHam_Central @CMallon6 @daramallon BAH GAWD

STONE COLD GRAHAM POTTER

@UberWestHam @RealMJONeill

@AtletiPrince @RealMJONeill

Bro liverpool are not ready. We won’t event try to cross the halfway line. I’m dead serious. Liverpool though Burnley was bad, Simeone will prove there are levels to this beautiful game. Historic haramball incoming

@GAAjuggernaut @EmmettBradley @RealMJONeill

Start of the the Tyrone senior championship tonight, the last remaining old school KO championship. All im saying is, don’t be too shocked if you see a few upsets 👀 jugger

@RealMJONeill @cavangaafans @markdonnelly94 @butcharito_13 @CMcKee67 @StephenGervin @PeterMcGlone3 @bigarmskelly @GalvinEarly Utd 2–1 this weekend in next tweet

Brave calls by Peter here. Thoughts with Trillick unaware the scud missile has been deployed. Not a big man for the Cavan lads though. Help needed. @cavangaafans @markdonnelly94 @butcharito_13 @CMallon6 @CMcKee67 @StephenGervin @PeterMcGlone3 @bigarmskelly @GalvinEarly

@RealMJONeill @FabrizioRomano Can’t be having that deadwood around the place 😂

@FabrizioRomano This will help mate, benching 50kg. Ffs @CMallon6

🚨⏳ Alejandro Garnacho, patiently waiting for his move to Chelsea to happen later in the window. 🔵

@MadridPreeti @RealMJONeill

Sergio Ramos telling Cristiano Ronaldo to elbow Torres who was insulting him. 😂🤍

@RealMJONeill @l4pablo Chat shit get banged 😂

@l4pablo @CMallon6

When Come home after a 3 day bender and your bird puts you on your ass 😂

@utdHarryy @daramallon

I can’t lie this has had me in tears 😭😭😭😭😭

@BBCSport @DanMooney14

"What a lucky 🤬 I am" 😂🏌️‍♂️