Melon Musk 🍈

@swd2 People who are too wealthy and snooty, to ever eat a hotdog.

True but… who says frankfurters?

@SleeperYankees Comes up and has to face Misiorowski throwing 103.

Spencer Jones’ first 5 games: .083 BA 6 K 3 BB 1 H .350 OPS

What are your thoughts after these last two series?

This doesn’t look uniform, at all. It looks like dozens of different jobs slathered together like a patchwork quilt from Hell. The cleaner the water is, the worse it’ll be. Have you ever seen a swimming pool look like this? Of course not. What an epic, yet metaphorical, disaster.

A bunch of nameless accounts on this site are pushing fear about a motor oil shortage. So, just for my amusement, I went to the local auto parts store to see if real people were panic buying. Nope. There was PLENTY of oil on the shelves. Twitter is all bots and astroturfing.

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

@chiweethedog Time for a trim.

Freddie Freeman trips on his veneers and can’t field the safety squeeze bunt

Yankees are calling up Anthony Volpe

Was this lady in the UFO files? Because she definitely didn’t come from our planet.

@thechosenberg Depends if your name is Elektra Natchios.

Lol

@MickeyBlowtorch Were the JP Morgan exec's cannons not good enough for you?

I’m so sick of hearing about the hantavirus, and the Strait of Hormuz. Can we please have another Sydney Sweeney news cycle with her gigantic honkers?

@TapJackson5 Womb Raider.

I’ve been holding onto to this for a long time. I always knew.

@NBCNews Other noted firearms enthusiast:

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

Is the screen even capable of displaying $10.00?? 😬

There it is! Smelly De La Jew with another error 🤣

@TalkinYanks After what happened to Judge at Dodger Stadium, why does Yankee stadium have any outfield walls that aren't 'normal' padded walls?

Jasson Dominguez makes a tremendous catch but leaves the game on a cart after hitting the wall HARD Ryan McMahon enters the game at 3B, Amed Rosario goes from 3B to RF and Cody Bellinger goes from RF to LF

@atrupar To the nearest hardware store, for pitchforks?

With gas at $4.55 a gallon, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says "we're in a good place" for fuel prices, and urges Americans to drive this summer, saying "we encourage all Americans to take a road trip"

They literally went on a baby moon together and she named the child after him and some of y’all still aren’t sure if the kid is Vrabel’s

I love how Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a deadly spider and all anyone can talk about are the man boobs that he posted on the internet for all to see

Kevin Hassett: "The consumer is really, really firing on all cylinders…Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."