@WickedWizard15 WRONG! It's because it was PEEPEE time and now it's POOPOO time (that's why every new game seems to be shit)
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Crunchity Munchity
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Crunchity Munchity
@CMunchity
I make YouTube videos. Apologies if you're unfortunate enough to see them. https://t.co/pu8zSlL0vi
Yonder Katılım Mayıs 2023
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It’s because developers back then knew how to set a scene, they knew how make a setting look serious and gritty, breathtakingly real for what limitations the tech had at the time. Developers back then knew how to piss and they pissed hard, not red, not clear but pure dehydrated gold.
TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse
What’s the reason games had that “piss filter” in the 2000s?
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@S1apSh0es For my school it was based on when you were processed. But it was a small school so it reset every time it reached 1k since there were never more than like 900 students in the entire k-8 and the 8th graders graduating made it so the new k-students got their old numbers
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This is bait. It’s the last four of your social.
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
Who still remembers their school lunch number? 😭
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@bushontheradio It was a different celebrity every time too
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JOB INTERVIEW:
"Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?"
Most candidates say:
"I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps."
THE WINNING ANSWER:
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@4ate4 @PolyDepression To be fair, No Mans Sky took a long time to get better and they had to WORK for it
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@PolyDepression The problem is even if it does release as the latter, public perception will forgive it after a year or two once updates have happened. The same way they did with Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky.
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GTA 6 feels like it’s standing at the edge of two completely different legacies. It could be one of the greatest video games ever made, a once in a generation release that reminds everyone why Rockstar still has the power to stop the entire industry in its tracks. Or it could become the clearest example yet of how damaged the modern game industry has become, where impossible expectations, endless development cycles, corporate pressure and fan obsession collide until even a massive game can’t possibly live up to the weight placed on it.
The entire AAA games industry goes on trial this November
GTA 6 Countdown ⏳@GTAVI_Countdown
Jason Schreier has published a new GTA 6 article: - Strauss Zelnick says the expectations are so high and terrifying - The creative teams are given unlimited financial resources to deliver perfection - Sony has a marketing deal with Rockstar, but it’s not the reason why the game won’t launch on PC day one - Rockstar has historically gone to console first to serve the core consumer, says Strauss - A console release first then a PC release later could be a chance to drive more sales and even get some customers to buy the game twice - Development costs have gone significantly up and AI’s influence is not withstanding, as they haven’t seen costs decline yet - Selling 10 million units (a miraculous figure for most competitors) would be considered disastrous for this game, as some analysts have forecasted it will exceed 25 million copies sold at launch, so the stakes are high (via Bloomberg)
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@bmfshow The problem with this idea is that getting anything like that to actually look good in VR would be absurdly difficult. And fighting off the Universal Studios legal team.
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Imagine if this was a Jurassic Park VR game...I've started creating POC teasers (yes using gen AI) for VR games I would love to see. This one isn't done yet but it's looking good so far!
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@EElfpireVT Unless you established that your character was kind of a huge nerd about dragons prior to the start of the story. I think that might be a reasonable way to know something like that.
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One: You've already fucked up because a 5 year old usually can't read enough to learn on the internet that a silver bullet kills a werewolf, so unless someone tells the 5 year old that, they're not going to know that off rip.
Two: You're saying your character is actually so knowledgeable you know the specific breath attack of one of the more rare dragons in FR?
Blue dragons are exceptionally rare, and unless your character has a first hand account or knows how to read and actually did the research in the game- no, you don't just know that blue dragons have lightning breath.
You want to see if you know that? Roll a history check with disadvantage for your egotistical attitude.
Gnome Depot@gnomedepot
Let me get this straight a 5 year old knows you can kill a werewolf with a silver bullet. And they don’t exist in this world. But my character can’t possibly know that blue dragons breathe lightning. And they do exist in their world.
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@Pirat_Nation Every time an analyst for a bank recommends something, it's usually the worst possible idea
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Bank of America analyst is recommending that GTA VI launch at $80 to help set a new industry price standard.
Speaking at the iicon convention in Las Vegas, he stated,
“We think it’s in Take-Two’s self-interest, as a publisher and partner to many developers, to raise the price point for the entire industry.”
He noted that pricing GTA VI at $70 could limit other publishers from successfully charging $80.
Recent $80 titles like Mario Kart World and several Microsoft first-party games have already tested the waters, but most gamers don’t want to spend so much money in a videogame
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you see if she was a professional poison user she'd have grown an immunity to her own poisons
Every Movie Plug@everymovieplug
Brad Pitt stays two step ahead always
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Y’all see it too right
pickles ★@notshoelxces
this lighting… why is he telling me a ghost story
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Does anyone else remember the theory that the slime was green and sticky so the creepy executives at nickelodeon can green screen it to be white because it looks like CUM
TV Idents@IdentEveryHour
Nickelodeon - 2009 - USA
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@DelusionPosting Knowing my luck I'd get a task like "kill lore accurate Master Chief"
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@nyquoz @BasedNorthmathr I got it for free when I ordered a new CPU but couldn't get past the writing. Flip-flopping between the main character being gifted and being genuinely braindead drove me crazy. I don't mind either if they just pick one or let me choose 💀
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Why do we keep beating around the bush. I just want a massive Star Wars free roam RPG. That’s it. Not a dogfighting game. Not a story driven game. Not a racing game. Just big fuck off Star Wars game where I can do what I want
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
New teaser for the Star Wars racing game ‘STAR WARS: GALACTIC RACER’. Releasing on October 6.
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@JimsTweets The secret is that the public school system is so bad here that it's actually hard to be any worse
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Do Homeschool kids just like, not have to take tests or exams or get grades? How does the government know if the child is actually getting an education and not just like, being neglected
Maryam@hell_line0
The fact that Americans can just not send their kids to school and call it that “homeschooling” is crazy to me.
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@waitbutwhy The whole thing is basically a test of wording. If you rephrase it as
Red button: nothing happens
Blue button: suicide (fails if more than 50% press it)
Suddenly the whole moral argument is gone
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Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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@SynthPotato @1WholeRabbit Cybercowboy build really does hit different. I always did feel like the full-auto weapons felt kinda janky tho
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@1WholeRabbit I never thought it was janky but maybe you should try different builds? I did do one playthrough with just revolvers and that was a blast
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Top 10 games this generation (In order, according to my taste)
1. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
2. Cyberpunk 2077
3. God of War Ragnarok
4. Death Stranding 2
5. Resident Evil Requiem
6. Baldur’s Gate 3
7. Elden Ring
8. Star Wars Jedi Survivor
9. Expedition 33
10. Crimson Desert
11. Dying Light The Beast
These are all incredible games that I have played a ton, I guarantee that you’d enjoy all of these if your taste is similar to mine!
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@El_Gamer_Friki Im considering getting one of these but my decision will be based on the price and whether I can easily reprogram the back buttons
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mas alla de la critica que le estan dando la gente, en especial diciendo que es mejor un control chino, hay que alabar algo de steam. por fin son los primeros en romper el ciclo del drift y deciden usar controles con joystick efecto hall, tmp y sin riesgo de drift.
Wario64@Wario64
a bunch of Steam Controller photos from 4gamer ibb.co/album/PtytHk from reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksA…
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