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@NerdxFerguson @801PUNX Art is like people, some of it is beautiful, thought provoking, an experience to be lived. Then there's you buddy, Jk you're not human.

See. We're not all terrible! twitter.com/high_light/sta…

I think this is what I'm getting!!! twitter.com/mariasherm/sta…

Burn em all. twitter.com/finallevel/sta…

@NerdxFerguson @amywinehouse This is a great one!!!

@NerdxFerguson What are you looking to do.... the air conditioning field is always busy.

@hausedave Good job homie!

@nikkihaley You want some cheese with that whine?

@hausedave ....and they saw a duck.

Oh man. If @united would've allowed me to bring my guitar to the gate I would've paid extra to jump on this direct flight to Philly.

It's official @united is a bummer. Made me check my guitar - I guess they hate the law. transportation.gov/sites/dot.gov/…

@NerdxFerguson @UnitedAirlines @united @joevasion Fuck I'm old

@801PUNX @BJAofficial @MikeDirnt @GreenDay Yoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

@RogueSNRadvisor Fired cause he was tall huh?

@realDonaldTrump Covfefe "I pocket twitted an unfinished thought and instead of owning a mistake (because you're a gigantic douche) you try to play it off."

@realDonaldTrump Hey dick bag start worrying about the country and not what the Obamas did... grow up you fuckin' spoiled brat.

File under @realDonaldTrump is still a moron:

@dwarfcraft I wish she would've swallowed him.

@RogueSNRadvisor Yo!!! Dyin' laughing.