Captain Slapass

🚨 A Republican Dad shot and killed his liberal daughter after an argument about Trump. Just before killing her, he told her that he would “not be upset” if Trump sexually assaulted her.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

George Lucas was so worried about "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) being a failure that he self-funded the entire movie. He took out a massive bank loan against his own property to maintain total creative control from the studios.

Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!

New - 48% of Republicans in North Carolina are blaming Biden for the current economy (Harper)

"AAAAAAAAAH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT WITH A STABLE INCOME I'M LITERALLY IN HELL SAVE ME KURT COBAIN'S GHOST AAAAAAAH!" Why was Gen X like this?

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.

🚨 NEW: Congressman Jamie Raskin introduces legislation to ban presidents from selling pardons.

Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA

Voter at a town hall on Republican gerrymandering: "These maps are the wet dream of soft men who won't even look up from their phones to face their voters. These are men who lust for a world where the powerful do what they can and the rest of us suffer what we must. Jesus wept."

Andrew Tate says racism only exists among poor people: “When my yacht parks in Bodrum and I park next to a black guy, you think there’s any racism? We’re all rich, no one gives a sh*t.”