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‘GEN V’ has been cancelled after 2 seasons. (Source: Deadline)

BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution

The following has been released by the NBA.

People really think they’ll be having sex every single time 😂 That first month? Yeah, you’re going at it every day, maybe even twice before breakfast. You’re basically allergic to clothes. But give it time and reality checks in. You go from 10+ times a week to 4-5, and that’s still a win. Living together means sex is on tap 24/7, so eventually your brain goes, “Oh cool, it’s here if I want it” and chills out. When you don’t live together, every time you link up it’s straight to the bedroom before you even say “how was your day?” Scarcity does things to you. But here’s the twist: living together unlocks other types of intimacy you couldn’t really tap into before. Cuddling while doing nothing, showering together without it turning into an Olympic event, falling asleep mid-convo. Your sex life isn’t dying — it’s just not the only player on the team anymore. Less frequency doesn’t mean boring. It means you’ve got more ways to be close than just the obvious one.

Let’s stop playing… Ime Udoka — FIRED. Mel Tucker — FIRED. Sherrone Moore — FIRED. But Mike Vrabel? Handled differently… talk of “rehab,” not removal. Same type of allegations. Different outcomes. That’s not accountability — that’s selective enforcement. Black coaches lose careers. Others get second chances. Call it what it is. 🎯

Animal shelter security footage captured a scared dog with a large St Bernard.

This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.

Good lord.

According to the feds, Allstar JR shot off one man’s finger (Ron) and also gave him severe leg injuries. Also another shooting victim (presumably NBA Ben 10) dint have feelings in his legs as of April 15th. As far as people saying it’s clear self defense, it’s being reported that Jeremy Ford (ALLSTAR JR) fled the scene before the police got there and went to make music videos taunting the shooting. Presumably, the police didn’t even get a chance to speak to Allstar JR.

Detroit rapper Gmac Cash got BLOCKED by Angel Reese after telling her “play the song” following tonight’s Pistons win 😭💀

SLATER SCOOP: Falcons' James Pearce Jr. will have all of his charges dismissed if he completes a program offered to him by the state of Florida, I've learned. While details are still being worked out, Pearce Jr. would have to attend therapy sessions and stay out of trouble over a six-month period. His attorney, Yale Sanford, tells me the victim, Rickea Jackson, and the police officers in this case spoke to the state attorney's office and agreed to this as well.