Dan Vang 🖖🏼 📐

CT truly reflects back what it sees. If you are full of joy then you love it. If you bring the negativity then you despise it. It’s a litmus test of humanity! @cybertruck

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

@DBurkland Like this

@DBurkland It’s the duck nose to me. So awkward. Should have made it flat front like a Class A RV.

I know the design is supposed to be functional but this looks absolutely terrible

@wholemars Wish it didn’t. Hope it’s removable. Like leaving mine on the CT roof hardwired into the 48v feed. Or maybe then get the new Starlink dish that’s just a bit bigger. 🤔

Starlink Mini 2 has a battery built in. So instead of plug it in and point it at the sky, now you just point it at the sky.

@DBurkland Has a S loaner like this. To this day my daughters favorite Tesla

If the Model S ever makes a return the foldable rear-facing seats need to be an option again

@wholemars Where is John Galt?

@nerdoftherings1 Nice!

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@NWSSPC So the outlook has softened?

2:34am CDT #SPC Day3 Outlook Marginal Risk: Thursday into Thursday night across parts of the central Great Plains through middle Mississippi Valley parts of the northern Great Plains and parts of the Mid Atlantic spc.noaa.gov/products/outlo…

@DirtyTesLa x.com/nwsspc/status/… Sorry from MN that Michigan is gonna get the shaft again tomorrow. 😂

Day 3 of grid outage. It's a rainy day today, but luckily can still gather enough sun to partially refill the batteries. Tomorrow is supposed to be 🔆 The energy company gives $42/day credit so... Take your time 😂

Introducing Model Y Long Wheelbase – now available in the US & Puerto Rico A 3-row, 6-seat configuration that brings exceptional interior space with ample headroom & legroom for all passengers 0-60 in 4.4 seconds 325 miles of range – Front row: Heated/ventilated seats w/ powered thigh cushion – Second row: Heated/ventilated captain seats w/ powered armrests & one‑touch fold – Third row: Heated seats w/ power recline, one‑touch fold & child seat anchors –  Improved airflow, increased efficiency & more range – 89 cu ft of trunk space: with 6 passengers, trunk still fits a 28" and 20" suitcase each, plus frunk holds an additional 20" suitcase. Oversized items like snowboards and bikes also fit easily – Engineered for safety w/ seat belts & side air bag optimized for second & third row – Upgraded acoustic glass & suspension to minimize road noise – Adaptive damping for a smooth, stable ride – Staggered tires for enhanced grip – Larger tailgate for better rear visibility & bigger windows overall to deliver great views from every seat – 16" first row & 8” second row touchscreens + 19-speaker immersive Tesla Audio – Upgraded 50W wireless charging pads w/ active cooling & charging ports for all other seats – FSD Supervised & integrated Grok AI #overview" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tesla.com/modely/design#…

@BeardedTesla Yes. Want to upsize to the delta 2. Gotta have AC power when AC charging at campsites.

I forgot to mention this before prime day started, but there’s still like 12 hours so whatever. This Delta 3 Max is friggin amazing. I’ve been rocking it for close to 6 months now and use the heck out of it. 2 kWh in a package nearly the same weight as most 1 kWh batteries. Have it hooked up to the solar on the truck, fridge and Starlink. Although it sounds dumb, the app is actually useful and great! Best portable pack out there in my opinion. amzn.to/4eQtXhD

Weirdest Amazon Prime day to date. Front page is full of absolute slop. Had to spend hours digging and filtering to find the best deals (thank you Codex) Dropping best deals I found here for y'all. I personally bought or already own every product I share here.

@MMelissaM Not mine. But when I wrap I want to do a Starship heat tile pattern. Black is too common. A dark mottled gray/black like this would be phenomenal. I always liked the camo type wraps on the CT.

I've decided I'm going either Batman black or solid pristine white for my Cybertruck wrap. Maybe a Cybertruck owner will chime in?

@liorsela The journey is as much fun as the destination. It forces us to slow down and enjoy the in between.

Nothing makes you question your life choices quite like sitting at a Tesla supercharging station in the middle of nowhere for 30 minutes... 😅 Let’s be real for a moment. Most Tesla owners hate admitting this, but gas cars absolutely crush EVs when it comes to raw road trip efficiency. The Gas Car Reality: - You pull off the highway, spend 3 minutes filling up, and you’re back on the road with another 300 miles of range. - Sure, gas is expensive, but it’s fast. - With an EV, you're mapping out strict charging stops, watching your range drop to 200-250 miles because you're doing 70 mph, or watching it tank even further because it’s too hot or too cold. But here’s the plot twist... I’d still choose the Tesla every single time 👇🏼 Why? Because the pacing completely changes how a road trip feels: - Zero driving fatigue: Full Self-Driving does the heavy lifting. - Productive downtime: That 30-minute charging stop becomes a built-in break to grab lunch, stretch your legs, or catch up on YouTube on the big screen. - Pure comfort: The seats are comfier, and the cabin basically becomes a rolling lounge. Even though it technically takes longer, the built-in breaks make the trip feel half as long. Where do you stand on this? Are you team "get there as fast as possible" or team "enjoy the lounge experience"?

What was your first introduction to SCIENCE FICTION?

Incoming smart ASS and dumb ASS lol. Finally! Been having cellular connectivity issue too. Hope this resolves it and not a hardware issue.

@cybrtrkguy More people buying then selling…😂

What is happening

@TesLatino @Tesla I was wondering that too! Wow thanks it’s even better than before

PSA: Did you know the @tesla trip cards are not gone. Scroll up to see existing or new ones.

@audrawrongspeak My kids never got into Bluey thankfully. Honestly SpongeBob does a better job of moral themes in my opinion and much more entertaining. Never thought I’d say this lol

The reason I banned Bluey from my house is I don’t like the family dynamics or the way the kids talk to their parents, and some of the characters. The dad seems to always be giving into the kids every whim, and the kids seem to walk all over him, with very little respect paid to him. Meanwhile the kids think everything is a discussion. There isn’t an instance of “No” or “This is what we’re doing.”, everything seems to be a discussion, every decision the parents make is up for a debate. One example: Dad tells the kids no ice cream. Muffins dad gets muffin ice cream. Instead of explaining “Well, I’m your dad, I think you’ve had enough sugar, we’re not getting ice cream.” Dad gets the kids ice cream. Kids also seem to have zero responsibilities. I haven’t seen Bluey or Bingo pick up any toys, clean their room, or do anything that isn’t actively playing. They don’t help their parents around the house at all. Finally the show just irritates me. The sounds, colors, the pace, I just find it irritating.

@mrfundman Have you recently tripped the bed outlets circuit? This happened to me and got pcs failure alert immediately after when I checked service mode.

Started noticing that Cybertruck charges at 24A instead of 48A.. I have to stop/start charge to get it back on 48A. Anyone had that?