Snowflake Plague Doctor

Everyone needs to pull their money out of BoA, and put them in the trash heap of sh*t businesses.

this is a test, please give this a retweet if you see it on your timeline, I'm testing for reach without a blue tick, ta me lovelies.❤️ #C64 #Commodore

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Chat (or text) is to e-mail as the telegraph was to the Pony Express.

@OtsoBjorklund @tottinge And I've known companies for which they've become a headgun.

@OtsoBjorklund @tottinge Truer words are hard to come by!

My friend worked in a customer service call center. His customers loved him. He worked through their problems. He solved many problems each day. He was disciplined and ranked downward because he didn’t meet the time-per-call, but actually helped people. Eventually he quit.

@theannalytical See, this is what I get for living in a city rife with gun violence. You said "switch" and I immediately thought of the illegal device to make any semiautomatic essentially an automatic. My context is totally broken.

Am I too late to buy a switch? Will there be a new thing soon?

I was today years old when I found out Cloudflare has a wall full of lava lamps they feed into a camera as a way to generate randomness to create cryptographic keys

@tottinge @jessitron Wasn't that what we said about Windows, back in the day? "GUI...stepped in it, can't get it off."

@jessitron This is the pooshoo effect: You stepped in the poo, and it stuck to your shoo. ;-)

How to regret being right: "Your solution works, you fixed our CORS problem. You are now the expert and I'm bringing all my CORS problems to you"

@JoJoFromJerz yes

SERIOUS QUESTION: Would you drop Fox News from your basic cable bill if you could? I'm helping to push a movement. Comment yes if you are in!

Yet Another Abbreviation...YAA!

@hope_foley Life?

Good morning! What is it called when you feel busy ALL the time but don’t ever feel like you accomplish much? I should work on whatever that is

Unpopular take: SAFe is the "Brazilification" of Agile.

@RealSexyCyborg @Faceroll_Fatal @SusanWojcicki @YouTubeCreators Yes, you do...but they PERCEIVE that male creators are more profitable.

@Faceroll_Fatal @SusanWojcicki @YouTubeCreators Well no, because I make them just as much money as a guy. So there are issues other than pure economics influencing their decision.

No response from ladder-kicker @SusanWojcicki or @YouTubeCreators as to why most of my best-earning videos are hidden from search results and why not a single video of my male tech/DIY creator counterparts is. Do they really need your help to keep an all-male top 100 Susan?

I've been using @IcebreakerVideo to build community and conversation. Check it out! icebreaker.video. The breakout activities are particularly useful.

@GatorWill78 @harikondabolu No, but he REFUSED, EXPRESSLY, to condemn it.

@harikondabolu The children of legendary public figures are not infallible in quoting them to make a modern day political point. As I said, MLK, Jr. did not advocate for violent rioting- quite the opposite- it is a matter of public record.

WHITE DUDES WHITESPLAINING MARTIN LUTHER KING TO HIS SON. ENJOY.

Calling a particular orange a "Valencia Apple" does not in fact, make it an apple.

But pro athletes are tested every single day. What's more, they have a results turnaround of a few hours, while a friend of mine has been waiting almost a week, and he got tested because he HAS symptoms.

Lemme get this straight...I have it on reliable authority that nurses at a major hospital system in my state are NEVER TESTED by the hospital for COVID unless they show symptoms. "There's no money for tests unless you have symptoms," they're told.