Cuntlin

every girl can be beautiful nowadays but not every girl has what it takes to absolutely slam 13 beers

you are exactly the type I usually go for (derogatory)

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

Dugout deals is my love language

@ConwayGreen 👀👀

@Cait1404 I may, potentially, possibly be getting into the Jays.

I have been consumed by baseball, and am trying to convince everyone in my life to join me at games 😂 mind you I do work a 5 min walk from Roger’s centre

Okay not only did I get to watch my first jays game of the season yesterday and they won. I then met Hudson Williams at a bar after

I have been watching this on repeat

@jnnl36 Yes!!

IM AT THE JAYS SHOP RN HURRY DO I GET IT YES OR NO

Antsy at work waiting to go to the jays game , need a loonie dog and beer asap

@ConwayGreen Are you getting into the Jays?

@Cait1404 Bitch bet that I’m getting into the Jays.

@mrgnmcnl_ I literally yelled noooo when he was getting called 😭 oh my hod amazing ! I want to get a clement jersey as my very first

@Cait1404 it was great until i saw littles useless ass come out to the mound😒 lmao but i got myself a new yesavage city connect jersey so its a win for me 🤩

My first game of the season, the first loonie dog game and it’s scherzer. Wow what a beautiful day

@mrgnmcnl_ How’s being at the game ??

@Cait1404 youre too blessed to be stressed

@NoiSinEss It is! I was a bandwagon fan for the jays, but I’m loving it!

@Cait1404 Baseball is beautiful

date idea: drunkenly makeout with ur crush at a baseball game

I have seen my future and it is bright

I love Brendon Little but I feel more comfortable with Tiger Woods being my uber driver than I do his command with runners on base

At what point will my life not be consumed by Punch the monkey

My son is a fuckign genius