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SHOCKING DUTCH COURT BOMBSHELL: COVID JABS OFFICIALLY LABELED BIOWEAPONS in Historic Case Against Bill Gates & Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla! For the FIRST TIME EVER, a Dutch court is hearing sworn evidence that the mRNA “vaccines” are **military bioweapons** — not medicine. The late Professor Francis Boyle — the world’s top bioweapons expert who literally **drafted the U.S. Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act** — was set to testify against Gates, Bourla and the rest of the “Architects of the Great Reset.” In his damning affidavit, Boyle called the COVID injections **“franken-shots”** — synthetic biological weapons packed with illegal gain-of-function spike proteins and Pentagon/DARPA nanotechnology delivery systems designed to cause **massive injury and death**. **Then, just days after agreeing to testify under oath in this very case… Professor Boyle was found dead.** Coincidence? Or convenient silencing of the one man who could legally define these shots as bioweapons under international law? His final testimony is now **court evidence.** Plaintiffs injured (and one now dead) from the jabs are suing Gates, Bourla, former Dutch PM Mark Rutte and others for **crimes against humanity** under the Rome Statute. The court has ordered Gates and Bourla to appear and answer for this. **WHAT WAS CALLED “CONSPIRACY THEORY” IS NOW OFFICIAL COURT EVIDENCE.** This is Nuremberg 2.0 unfolding in real time. The Great Reset is crumbling. The architects are being dragged into the light.

Switzerland have held a referendum where the population voted to maintain the use of cash indefinitely. This will now be enshrined into law. The WEF, the EU, and the UN will be seething. GOOD.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

The UAE doubles down, risking the social contract On May 3rd, Iran confirmed that the United Arab Emirates (UAE) used fighter jets to bomb Iranian territory. This comes weeks after Iran downed at least four Chinese-made Wing Loong drones. At that time, Tehran was uncertain whether the drones belonged to the UAE or Saudi Arabia, as both operate the same model. Today, Iran confirmed that the UAE has fully entered the war, deploying both drones and manned aircraft. Until now, the Emirati regime had denied any offensive collaboration with the coalition. In the first week of the war, Abu Dhabi claimed it had not authorized the use of its soil or airspace for strikes against Iran. This proved to be a mere performance. As soon as Iran began targeting HIMARS positions on UAE soil, hundreds of American soldiers sought refuge in hotels across Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and Ras Al Khaimah. In recent weeks, the UAE has stopped hiding its collaboration with Israel. During the recent truce, Emirati officials attended a meeting in Israel alongside the Commander of CENTCOM. By doing so, the UAE sealed its role as Israel’s staunch ally, a stance that goes beyond military cooperation and is marked by a deep diplomatic rupture with Saudi Arabia. The UAE now finds itself in a geopolitical sandwich: Iran to its front, Saudi Arabia at its rear, and Qatar, with whom relations were only recently restored, at its side. This posture, dictated by Abu Dhabi, is extremely dangerous on economic, military, and social levels. The UAE was built on a Social Contract: the government provides wealth, security, and world-class services in exchange for absolute political loyalty. This contract depends on a strong economy; as long as prosperity is guaranteed, most citizens accept foreign policy decisions, even if they disagree with them. Currently, the greatest social risk is religious, the fear that the alliance with Israel will be perceived as a betrayal of Islam. To mitigate this, Abu Dhabi invests heavily in the narrative of Moderate Islam and coexistence (exemplified by the Abrahamic Family House), attempting to reframe the alliance as a tool for peace rather than war. All this occurs while the UAE maintains one of the world’s most sophisticated internal surveillance systems, ensuring any organized dissent is neutralized before it gains momentum. The UAE has decided to bet everything against Iran, but why is this a high-stakes gamble? Because no one expects regime change in Iran anymore. On the contrary, the Iranian government appears solid. This is where Abu Dhabi’s strategy begins to threaten its own survival. The UAE is now Iran’s primary target. In a possible second phase of the war, the scale of the Iranian retaliatory strike will be devastating now that they have confirmed Emirati jets are bombing Iranian facilities. Even looking toward the future, this move may be the final nail in the coffin for everything the UAE has built. Full article: open.substack.com/pub/global21/p…

@sweatystartup Smart. Asset fully depreciates in 7 days. Worst ROI I’ve ever seen.

In a time where the EU looks to impose its Digital Euro and eliminate cash from circulation, Switzerland voted to enshrine a “right to cash” into its Constitution. This is the way forward for countries. All EU countries should follow suit.

@Dominos_UK Hamilton married Verstappen.

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Key Events This Week: 1. March JOLTS Job Openings data - Tuesday 2. April ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI data - Tuesday 3. April ADP Nonfarm Employment data - Wednesday 4. April Jobs Report - Friday 5. Total of 11 Fed speaker events this week 6. ~20% of S&P 500 companies report earnings The labor market is in the spotlight.

“Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.” - Jean Cocteau

@wholemars No chance. Crazy idea.

My 5 year old set up a lemonade stand on the driveway this morning By 11am he'd cleared $10 I sat him down at the kitchen table to walk through the financials Lesson one: taxes Had him lay all ten singles flat on the table Pulled $3.70 for federal at the top marginal rate $1.53 for self-employment $0.83 for state and local Slid $3.94 back across the table He stared at it I told him that's why owners don't pay themselves W-2 Lesson two: adjusted EBITDA We rebuilt the income statement Cups. Added back Lemons. Added back Sugar. Added back Water. One-time normalization Driveway rent. Above-market related party Founder hours marked to a $25/hr opportunity cost By the end he had $10 of revenue and $47 of adjusted EBITDA I told him to apply a 12x multiple Enterprise value of $564 Lesson three: continuation vehicles I stood up Brooks Lemonade II, LP Son sold the stand from Fund I to Fund II at 14x I took 20% carry on the markup He kept the rest Said it didn't feel like he sold anything I told him that's the point Now for Monday He's mapped three other kids on the cul-de-sac running stands Plans to acquire all three at 4x at recess Roll them into the platform Piggy bank provides the unitranche. SOFR plus 600. Covenant lite Mark the platform at 16x in Brooks Lemonade III LPs are first graders with allowance money Take a recap dividend Reset the clock I didn't say anything He was already in Excel Make common sense common again Sent from my iPhone

During the Nuremberg Trials, Hermann Göring gave an interview to psychologist Gustave Gilbert and said: “Of course the people don’t want war. Why would some poor farmer want to risk his life in a war when the best he can hope for is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, people don’t want war. No one wants war in Russia, England, America — not even in Germany. That’s obvious. But in the end, it’s the leaders of a country who determine policy. And it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it’s a democracy, a communist state, a parliament, or a fascist dictatorship.” Gilbert objected: “But there is one difference in a democracy — the people have a voice through their elected representatives.” To which Göring replied: “That’s all well and good, but whether the people have a voice or not, they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and for exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nuremberg Diary, April 18, 1946 Doesn’t it sound familiar?

@Chelsea76803874 @ClarksonsFarm1 I would love to host her at the farm one day. She could come and meet all our animals and Lisa could show her round our little shop.

@pumpius Can you explain why there not yet and the company sells on them every 1 months to pay for things like Vegas?

Just a heads up, you've actually shared some malware here. The repogithub.com/Parallax-Tradi… contains a malicious package. "web3.prc": "^2.5.4" a typosquat of web3 Published on npm 2026-03-24, six weeks BEFORE the bot repo existed, by anonymous gmail blackskynftdev@gmail.com. The npm README is copy-pasted from @metamask/eth-sig-util. Pure decoration. What it does (read the source: npmjs.com/package/web3.p…) 1. Reads .env from your working directory 2. Parses with dotenv.parse gets PRIVATE_KEY, RPC keys, all secrets as JSON 3. POSTs that JSON to a base58-obfuscated URL, decoded: hxxp://45[.]8[.]22[.]112:3000/api/clob 4. Returns a hardcoded { responsive: 0.99897 } so the bot sees no error and keeps running When it runs src/index.js calls prices() at startup AND on every 5-minute outer-loop iteration, indefinitely. Run the bot once with a real .env, the attacker has your Polygon private key.

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Well worth your time reading this: ARK's guide to the SpaceX IPO ark-funds.com/articles/ventu…

"I think we should be sanctioning Israel. I think it should be criminal for an American media company to take money from the ministry of foreign affairs cause i think they should be under sanctions for what they did in Gaza" In honor of @ryangrim The world is proud of you🫡❤️

More photos from Falcon Heavy’s 12th launch