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Aberdeen Washington. It’s an awful place that should not be inhabited by anyone

@isaiah_bb *so far in 2026 Is doing a lot of lifting. But it might be accurate

I am not sure I believe that "Catturd" is four and a half times as popular as former president Barack Obama.

@Executivejeff1 Is this kitsap county? I have a strong feeling this is kitsap county

damn, went to the woods to ponder and there's three other dudes here already pondering

@JamesStanard @JeremyHarrisTV @komonews Watch the HBO documentary “the mortician”. A long running racket in the death industry has been to promise to cremate the remains, and return the “ashes”. There are many ways to cut corners and the profits are high bc death is nasty business

@CalDeCourtierre @JeremyHarrisTV @komonews What exactly is "cremation fraud"? Is it expensive to cremate a dog?

8 more dog carcasses washed ashore on Guemes Island today, bringing the total to 21. Authorities are trying to figure out who - or what - is killing them. INFO: komonews.com/news/local/12-… @komonews

@mzkarmaD @JeremyHarrisTV @komonews If they wanted to remove any chance of them being identified, it certainly does. I’m not a hunter but a quick google search suggests skinning a deer is a relatively quick process.

@CalDeCourtierre @JeremyHarrisTV @komonews Doesn’t explain the skinning though. 😭.

@HansFiene The great thing about Mormons is that they would probably be very flattered by this

Mormon physiognomy is a real thing. Having grown up in Utah, I can spot a Mormon at 50 yards. I did this on my honeymoon. My wife and I were holding the cruise ship elevator for a couple coming down the hallway and I told my wife "they're Mormons" and she said "how do you know," and I said "by looking at them" and she said "you can't tell if someone is Mormon just by looking at them" and I said "yes I can" and then they got in the elevator and I asked where they were from and they were from Utah and he had just finished his mission.

Comedy got so bad in the kill Tony era that even Seth fucking Simons is finding a way to make a comeback

@thenewstribune It’s always who you least suspect

Puyallup used-car dealer will serve jail time, pay $138K for tax theft thenewstribune.com/news/local/cri…

@PhillipAKennedy Not to nit pick, but I don’t think quote is from War is a Racket

"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China in 1927 I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say, a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents." -Major General Smedley D. Butler War Is a Racket, 1935

@MetageistVR Yes. This is my favorite bored activity

Does anyone else notice and find joy in environmental geometry alignment like this in daily life or am I just weird?

@catrina_nortena @GN_MEXICO_ Is that a shell casing? Someone explain pls

🚨 Nuestros nuevos Niños Héroes Gracias @GN_MEXICO_ y Fuerzas Armadas...

@samlambert Well on the bright side they also hate their employees

@NateGartrell Nate go on true anon

Crucial body camera footage went missing, a detective violated the defendant's Miranda rights, and Berkeley's texting scandal got brought into the fray. In the end the defendant got 8 years, probably because of his Cadillac: mercurynews.com/2026/02/16/mur…

@postmindvomit Hell yeah dude. Couple years ago on Super Bowl the stores were sold out of little weinies so I bought croissant dough and hot links , and made big pigs in a blanket.

Garlic parsley focaccia hot dogs

@ioangrillo His lawyer is Joe Columbos grandson LOL

This is explosive from Ryan Wedding's lawyer Anthony Colombo "Those reports of what happened that he surrendered. Completely inaccurate..If the US government is unilaterally going into a sovereign country and apprehending somebody you can understand the concern that..might have"

@annakhachiyan There is less sexual dimorphism near the equator. Bergmanns rule

My mom had this theory that people who live closer to the equator are more intersex or “trans”

@damintoell @elmo @elmo put Damin in a bikini

@elmo Elmo what did you do in 2016 to disrupt the timeline

Elmo remembers 2016 like it was yesterday. ❤️

@morallawwithin Women are more likely to have girls and vice versa

Wrong! Can you tell why?

@JSweetLI My watchdog group is now compiling videos of the people who compile videos

Alpha News, the MN right wing platform that first published Jonathan Ross's cell phone camera footage of the killing, now says they are compiling photos and videos of people "interfering with ICE activities," and asks readers for submissions.