David & Dai

@AppleMusic Liars

BTW, we’re still the same price.

.@squarespace y’all have lost your damn minds!!!! Greed got the best of you!!!

@jordancicchelli I hope he was appreciative!!!! This is so kind!!

my boyfriend wanted a dirt and worms cake for his birthday, ask and you shall receive

Keep in mind, this is what they’re feeding your children because all your tax money goes to Israel and bailing out corporations

I now understand myself a little bit better.

@goatednaomi Never skimp on TP or paper towels either.

the more expensive dishwasher soap seems to wash my dishes better…..

@_Levi_3 @AFelixMedia He hasn’t officially filed, but he’s talking like he will run for another term.

@CallMeLimboPod @AFelixMedia Is he running?

The City Council elections in Denver next year are gonna be so fuckin' messy and I'm already over it. People are gonna need to decide what is worthy of their time and that should be electing a council that can check Mayor Johnston.

@savvisaurus_rex LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Denver we cannot, I repeat, WE CANNOT have a mayor named Durango Dank... we'll never be taken seriously again

@DeepNotShallow Absolutely she should!!!!

Should Julie Gonzales run against Michael Bennet in 2028? She got way more votes than him this time around. It seems like a layup if Bennet is still sitting there.

@jaredpolis I’m so ready for you to be out of office.

I’m not scared of anyone. I just care deeply about our state and don’t want the socialists to destroy it. In a Colorado for all we don’t think less of anyone because of their net worth. Whether you have no money or are millionaire, we love you in Colorado and want you thrive. ❤️ "Thanks to socialism, the average Zimbabwean became a trillionaire.”

@ImaniOakleyNJ10 I think you’re onto something here.

@JoeBiden @littlebrown Do you include how you enabled a genocide?

I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now.  promisemeamerica.com @littlebrown

@ImaniOakleyNJ10 I CRAVE THE 4:30 PM SUNSETS!!!!!!

“Genuinely”

Between the Lindsey Graham news and Bryce and Trinity winning Love Island USA, it’s been a really great 24 hours!!

@LearnToToad Reincarnated as Ben’s new baby lol

It's your lucky day Ben

@slipptshow Same!!

This is who she really is… that’s why I was excited to not vote for her!

@KamalaHarris Oh please. Save your words. We are celebrating.

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

@amyklobuchar AIPAC Amy has something to say…

It was a shock this morning to find out that my friend Lindsey Graham has died. He was a man who loved his work, his country, and his family. He didn’t have an easy life growing up and to me that explained a lot about him as well as his devotion to his remaining family members including his sister. It also explained his almost kid-like exuberance about his job and the responsibilities he was given (even in his sixties he would get off a plane in a foreign land with a twinkle in his eye and look at me as if to say, can you believe we are actually here and doing this?). Lindsey was loyal to friends and causes. He was willing to work on gnarly issues and take on (at times) political risks for the right reasons. It is fitting that he died shortly after visiting Ukraine, one of those causes he would stand up for through thick and thin. Much will be said in the coming days about his relationships with others—President Trump and John McCain for instance—but what can’t be forgotten is the reason why so many people he worked with—from senators to staff—will mourn his loss: Lindsey had a zest for life and the Senate that made you want to get to work on a bill with him or at least debate him. He brought joy to his job. Lindsey Graham was the one who was willing to work with me (when so few would) on helping the Afghan refugees. I remember standing outside of a little phone booth in the Republican cloakroom last year as he spoke with the Vice President, holding up a sign that said “Save the Afghans” and he put the phone on hold and said “OK OK I will go on your bill even if it gets me in trouble.” Or his early willingness to lead on big tech bills, including repealing the provision that protects them from consumer suits. But mostly my fond memories of spending time with Lindsey (and we travelled the world with John McCain) was not about the ups and downs of his policy positions. It was about his love for the world, his loyalty to hard causes and his friends, and the pure joy he brought to life. I will miss him.