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@CouncilLegacy Why Seal not in the other pile?

this might be first FoF 5:0 pile, would you make same pile guys? Cos my read is they have replenish and need white source.

@Leo_Drake_15 @Dafore3 2 turn lethal, not turn 2 lethal.

@Dafore3 The fact you can go for a turn 2 lethal is crazy, especially in limited. Feels more like Yugioh rather than Magic

Parallax Wave does everything for you. It makes your bed, cooks your dinner, washes your dishes, pays your bills and also wins every single Cube game you cast it in. And I see players miss-play with it all the time. It has even a higher ceiling.

@ThePfef @ScreamyMc good lord this format is plagued with an infinite number of unsolvable problems

@ScreamyMc Draws being worth 0 points comes with a whole other host of problems. It would incentivize toxic king making, throwing the game with desperate bad plays and horrific tiebreakers for top 16 cuts. We've kind of solved the draw problem in Swiss with good time limits already.

What is this tEDH vs cEDH nonsense? tEDH is when you play cEDH in a tournament. We don't have different names for when you play Modern with your friends and when you play Modern at a tournament. There's no tModern or tLegacy. Stop it.

country music has LIED to us, whiskey both tastes BAD and makes you feel WORSE when you are sad. How did they get this so wrong?? Are they idiots???

Remember when Baja Blast was like the most exciting shit you could possibly be doing? Miss those days.

@Marqrk1 @juliette_alfa @AceTheReaper657 @The_sigma_fem damn that’s messed up

@CalvoJonah @juliette_alfa @AceTheReaper657 @The_sigma_fem And also iirc removing titles from trans men who competed in women’s only tournaments before their transition

Yu-Gi-Oh! >

@geekphotos1424 @The_sigma_fem There are open tournaments and women-only tournaments. The women-only tournaments were created to encourage more women to get involved in the game.

“country music is garbage it’s just dudes singing about beer and trucks” Have you considered that trucks are cool and beer is awesome???

Aftermath of the pregamed haircut

This was a joke but then they had a mini fridge at the barber??

Pregaming the haircut so I know the right things to say

@cohnack delete

pooping is the move when feeling shitt come out of your ass is the vibe

@TheDiveDown @d00mwake Btw it’s March of the Machine, not March of Machines 😝 But great episode as always, thanks for all you do :)

Our pal @d00mwake returns to chat about new #MTGMOM brews for Pioneer, along with the latest Modern results from the $20K at SCG Richmond. Stream the episode at thedivedown.com or wherever you download podcasts!

like when you’re young and naive you assume smart scientists have calculated each flight path decades into the future but nah pretty sure they kinda just chuck em up there and hope for the best

chugged a Celsius at work and narrowly avoided a panic attack reading the Wikipedia page on “satellite collisions” 🔥💯

“Drink more milk”? “Make your bones strong”? Listen, if what you’re saying is true and there really is a SKELETON inside my body… the last thing I should be doing is making him STRONGER 💀

playing LIFE with the family on Christmas Eve and the adults got angry when I chose not to go to college

@cedartree47 @xreamie are you sure? im thinking something deeper beneath the surface lies…

Fondly recollecting airdropping this image to random passerby during the 100gecs concert last year