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When Christopher Nolan and Tom Cruise collaborate they’re just gonna title it ‘Movie’ and it’ll gross $5 billion

ok, sure why not

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

A Green Heron goes into maximum neck mode to grab a tadpole and then resets into minimum neck mode after the snack was acquired.

Kadarius Toney coulda been a legend for USA soccer ain’t like he was using his hands in the league

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things: 1. ​i'm terrible at waking up. 2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

the severance procedure sounding lowkey awesome rn

"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

you are not ‘addicted’ to your phone, drugs, alcohol, etc. you are a champion of pleasure. start acting like one

Life at 38, a summary:

Going to the zoo in your 30s is like hey it’s my man boa constrictor how you been

A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink.

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/

@JeffDarlington Great stuff as always Jeff!

Such a cool week at The Masters! It’s such a perfect event for storytelling, and I love that ESPN values bringing these moments to life. So happy I’ve gotten the chance to cover golf! What a sport.