Chris Campbell
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Chris Campbell
@Campbler
Graphic designer, aspiring woodworker, dad. My life is filled with pixels, soccer, and sawdust. And I'm fine with that. #BBN #COYS #ForAll
Takoma Park, MD Katılım Mart 2010
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@notafan_jo There’s fun precedent here. When Messi retired from Barca he sent every keeper he scored on a beer for every goal he scored against them.
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all the goalies should get a "sorry you're on the scored on end of history" gift when he breaks the record
Capitals PR@CapitalsPR
Alex Ovechkin has surpassed Jaromir Jagr for the most goaltenders scored on in NHL history, now totaling 179 after scoring his first career goal against Leevi Merilainen tonight.
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BOOOOMMMMMMM MONDAY FOLD WINS!!✅✅
3.47 odds winner! That’s how we do it😎
❤️ if you got on!
Aystar@AystarTip
Monday Fold🏆 3.47 odds✅ Don’t miss any of our other bets posted exclusively to our tele👇 t.me/+Fuv2CATSizI5M…
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I am getting it started in Fort Collins even if we can’t in Lexington
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Sorry, the @LoveTheShirt printing team had too much fun taping up the boxes, apologies for the delay. #COYS #THFC
@flav_bateman @TheRealJonbass @RickyTFC
p.s. folks, this is probably the last of my posts on this site. Hopefully I’ll see you over on BSky @campbellc.bsky.social
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We've now reached the "cover for child rape in exchange for earthly power" phase of Mike Johnson's Christianity.
Axios@axios
Speaker Mike Johnson said he'll ask the House Ethics Committee not to release a potentially damaging report on the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz, President-elect Trump's attorney general nominee. trib.al/h85i4yn
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Congrats coach!
Medele Alexandre Kao@alextogomasta
What a year it has been for me and the organization @MDBobcatsFC. Thank you to my instructors and classmates for an incredible experience. My personal growth on this journey served our team this year. I am grateful to our club leadership, staff and players for their support!
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@communiess I won’t be around here much longer. Look forward to celebrating all the wonderful memes and moments and memories over on Bluesky with you crazy fools.
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It doesn't matter what social media platform you're on as long as you have a group of lovable misfits.
Block Bastards, if it's still possible here. Follow genuine people (and fan accounts who treat you as #AlreadyAccepted).
And psst, we're in those other places too.
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@Stuckey2 They have additional officials in a studio much like the nfl to review critical plays. It just takes forever and bleeds all the joy and vibes from the stadiums and fans.
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Just have a ref watch the game on a big screen connected to head ref ear piece and tell him quickly how much time is left or who it went off of. Gotta do something different
Will Hill@NotTheeWillHill
Way too much reviewing
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“Both sides suck!”
Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat
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The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala
Robert J. O'Neill@mchooyah
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election
Cameron Winklevoss@cameron
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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@OldBaeBrigade We can maybe ruin George’s day, so that’s something.
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@Campbler We get to find out what flavor of fucked we are.
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The true champions of NISA have an important message for you today. Best to heed the call and do your civic duty.
Maryland Bobcats FC@MDBobcatsFC
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