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@JerryMove137729 @SuperMajority18 @VruINrTArIgiAZE @mania_3 HA! HAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SuperMajority18 @VruINrTArIgiAZE @mania_3 Alors je continuerais de discuter avec les gens raisonnables. En attendant tu as cas venir et gouter a nos 300 têtes nucléaires ça te fera du bien

はい、予想通りNATO終了のお知らせも届きました。 意訳 「🇪🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇹、よくもまあ、裏切りかましてくれよったの！ 東欧みたいに気合い入れて戦争する準備もしてへんし、おまけに金も払わんやんけ、お前ら。 特に🇫🇷、国連で🇨🇳🇷🇺に協力するわ、海賊に金払うてどういうこっちゃ？　よう覚えとけよカス」

@okamisyousa No idea what that is, but it looks like a fancy fig newton

アメリカのみなさんこんにちは！ こちらが日本で最も人気のある伝統的なお菓子「大判焼き」です。

@roikfbuwgc254 Ginko trees make nuts? YOU CAN EAT THEM!? Joking aside, its not something id ever heard of. We dont have a ton of em in my region, so I guess I never noticed that they fruit. Neat!

結構色々な国に銀杏はあるらしいけど、日本以外では実をどうやって食べてるのか知ってる人いる？

@Kasekisai_T SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

@Kasekisai_T SHIT.

言語の壁が無くなった今こそ、炊飯器ホットケーキを広めるべきなのでは？ 外側カリッと中はフワッとしてて材料入れてスイッチ押すだけで出来てお手軽だから俺は好きなんだよね〜😆

アメリカの人達 TLから居なくなったね

From Martin Iles, reposted: Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something. The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned. We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are. Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard. Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share. Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt. For these and other reasons, we are not the same. Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival. If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast. So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily? Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily. The USA has about 470 ships in its navy, including 11 aircraft carriers, 69 submarines, 75 destroyers... plus 110 new ships in the pipeline. Australia has about 30, including 3 destroyers, 7 frigates and 7 outdated submarines. The UK does a little better, with about 60. Meanwhile, the US has over 14,000 military aircraft. A staggering number. Australia has 252 military aircraft. The UK has 556. The US army has just shy of 1,000,000 uniformed personnel in its military. Australia has about 45,000. The USA spends 3.4% ($968 billion) of its GDP on defence. Australia spends 2% ($36.4 billion). The US spends as much as the next 15 largest military-spending countries (including China) combined. The USA has a fighting culture. The men shoot things (a lot) and hunt things, the veterans get favoured in everything from parking spots to boarding planes. A uniformed young man is thanked in the street a dozen times a day. "Oh, the Americans and their guns!" we say, in our smug way. Yes, they have a warrior culture. We do not. We don't have to, because we're a leech on theirs. How many young British men are willing to fight for their country? Now ask the same regarding young American men. The difference is about as wide as it could be. Militarily, we don't offer squat. Meanwhile, look at the way Australia works against America's interests by loving on China. China made us rich and we stay close. This is a Marxist regime with expansionist aims. Again, you have to spend time in the USA to realise just how vast a gulf there is between us on China. Europe, too. They let China have their way everywhere from Germany to Greenland, all the while importing Islam and sending their own people to court for saying hurty words. Somehow, we have landed the deal of a lifetime with the USA that says, "when the baddies come, you'll save us ok?" Because we can't save ourselves. And we live in peace. But we keep gnawing away at freedoms, keep enabling China, and get flabby and disinterested about our military because Uncle Sam's got it. And, let's be honest, Americans are widely looked down on. To add insult to injury, we don't think that highly of our protectors. So, the USA is finally saying "enough." I am here, I can tell you what the vibe is, and that's it. Trump is doing what people want in this regard. They're over it. And we come across all shocked and hard done by. We behave like people with no self-insight at all. Yes, the global alliance system is all over the place now. From America's perspective, it's about time. And I must say, though I be a proud Australian, I am forced to agree. Something has to change.

@WilemElliott @Kasekisai_T Its pancakes. Pour the whole batter in a rice cooker instead of in portions into a skillet. It cooks like this, then you dumpit out and serve it sliced like cake

@Kasekisai_T if I weren't trying to stay away from wheat right now, I would be looking up the recipe...that looks delicious

@w13_jb23 F L U F F E R N U T T E R

これはいけない…絶対美味いし絶対カロリーが凄い… 日本にデブが増えちゃうぜ

@YourIQEstimate @SuitablePolitic Absolutely PATHETIC

@CanOfFeet @SuitablePolitic Okay retard...

EU: "We have a special relationship with the USA!" USA: "Sweet. So we have a trade problem. We're buying all your stuff, which is cool. But you don't buy any of our stuff." EU: "Okay. But that doesn't really matter, right?!" USA: "Well. Since our market is so full of your stuff, that's less room for our own stuff. Which would be fine. But we only really sell our stuff to us, because... you don't buy our stuff." EU: "Okay, I guess. But really, we can't buy your stuff because of the dollar." USA: "Well, that's one barrier. But you also create more barriers." EU: "No, we don't!" USA: "You tariff us." EU: "Well, we need to!" USA: "And your VAT taxes make imports nonviable in your markets." EU: "That's to protect our own markets!" USA: "Great, so you understand what we're doing perfectly. We're tariffing you." EU: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" USA: "Well, until you remove those barriers, we are doing that." EU: "YOU HATE WESTERN CIVILIZATION!"

He cried, on the internet Americans made. He cried, about the Moon the Americans first settled. He cried, in the American language.

@May_Roma Isnt "swearing Americans" an old stereotype over there? I distinctly remember an episode of some older anime (Shin-chan?) Where an American dressed like a combination of Elvis and Evel Knievel was trying to sell them something while swearing up a storm.

@mkbr_bgn You HAVE *seen* us, right?

アメリカから教わる食べ物、「いや、そりゃあ美味しいだろうけどさぁ……カロリーとか塩分脂肪分が絶対やばいじゃん……」となる

Hey Japan, did you know we have oysters in the Rocky Mountains?

@ankoromochuu Orchestrated by "someone," indeed. But who?

私は黒人を悪者にしたいわけでも、白人を悪者にしたいわけでもない。 外から見ると、"誰かに仕組まれた"悲しい連鎖が続いているように見えるから、やめてほしいだけ。 そんな簡単な話ではないのは私もわかってる。 憎み合うように仕組んだのは誰か？ その根本と戦うべきだ。

@maquisardberet @Fraw_DMC BLASPHEMY!!

@Fraw_DMC I’m here to tell you that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are really not that great anyway.

アメリカのみんなが残念に思うだろうけど、日本にピーナッツバターが渡来した時、ジャムやフルーツジェリーと一緒に使う事が伝わらなかった。なのでピーナッツバターを日本のメーカーが作る時、美味しくしたいと思ってヌテラより甘くしちゃったんだ。なので日本のピーナッツバターはジェリーと合わない

@Fraw_DMC @roikfbuwgc254 No... i mean, yeah, closer to that than nutella is, but still way off the mark. I really cant think of anything to accurately compare it to.

@roikfbuwgc254 甘くないピーナッツバターだったら多分、マーガリンとジャム合わせたパンに近くなるはずなんだよね。