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@40_BaySt @winemaker1960 Oh noooooo is someone gonna go cry to mommy because the leafs can’t win game 7 to save their lives. Or because they’ve never won 3 rounds or is it because you guys have only won 2 playoff series in 8 years? Leafs fans are absolutely pathetic 🤣🤣🤣

@winemaker1960 Shut the fuk up you clueless kunt.

I look at Winnipeg fans and Ottawa fans cheering their team. Even when they lose. The leaf team does not deserve these fans

@BringBackLee TWO - THREE TICKETS PLEASE

🎟️ The Sens org wants to get more Sens fans in the CTC. They've sold 50 standing room tickets to me for game 6 below face at $225, and I'm making them available at cost with no markup to make the CTC ours. Reply if interested in 1 or 2 tickets, and I'll select buyers at random!

@ianmiles You realize congress literally passed a bill, to make sure Cheetoh man can't do that right

Canada just terminated its military alliance with the US. They’ll regret this tantrum when American tanks occupy Ottawa.

Gonna have to delete twitter. My mind is going to mush constantly seeing trump this trump that man, it’s fun to see how stupid MAGA’s are but i feel like im loosing brain cells at the same time. If trump is still in office when i grad my ass might be going to Europe 😭😭

SO COLD. The ident of the fingers on his skin too. Sakamoto days is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

So really I can’t even blame Vladimir Guerrero Jr for not wanting to sign with the blue jays, the blue jays have basically treated Vladdy like shit. Get your bag king 👑#BlueJays #firerossatkins @VladGuerrero27

6. Blue Jays have been losing ever since Vladdy has made the team, and has never been given any kind of help

Man this whole Vladdy situation is crazily misshandled. I mean quite literally anyone, any casual blue jays fan would be better at handling this team than the insufferable Ross Atkins.

Every kid in Canada wanted to grow up to be Crosby and now they got no goalies😭

mfs be like: “how did u know I was a Psychic-Type Gym Leader?” and then they look like this:

USA vs Canada

@OvOBrezzzy Of course someone with the word OvO literally a Drake dickrider calling Drake’s album better. 💀

Drake album -can play in the club -can play in the car -puts you in a good mood -will prolly get you hoes listening to it Kendrick album -can’t play anywhere -Doesn’t put you in good mood -def scares the Hoes Overall Drake clears

This is exactly why no one likes the chiefs 😭😭

@Lefsbabe What playing with the islanders your whole career does to a mf

is he actually 50 like who’s grampa is this

@WXRTHYONE And we loved to see it

Y’all said “imagine if Mahomes got hit like this” then he got hit like this and they didn’t even call a flag gtfoh

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle