Colin Oakley

@BellaBaddie__ Eye ball

Which part of the human body remains the same size from birth to D£ATH ??

@mark395625 Should have also been ticket staff on the platform to mop them up.

Ticket control just boarded, never seen so many people get off.

@nomodeath Psychological

Why do some products make prices like 4.99?? why not just 5.00?

@OffGuardian0 But the farmers can't make a living growing crops but they can by renting field out.

There's no reason "Solar Farms" have to be built in the countryside. You could roof multistorey carparks with solar panels, or pave the tops of office buildings. Converting farm land to solar panels is just as much about destroying food security as it is generating power.

@Bbmorg Brize Norton is a base for transport aircraft dealing with both cargo and passengers. If it moved to Cyprus where would they be transporting stuff to?

Starmer didn’t move RAF Brize Norton to Cyprus during the Iran war: why?

@miles_commodore 5

I’m old enough to remember when you only had to dial seven numbers to make a local call.

@bushontheradio Beans, marmalade (not together)

Our 7 year old Thea has declared that she's bored of the same old spreads (marmite, peanut butter & jam) what else should she try on her toast?

@vxylily Religion

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

@ThrillaRilla369 Done 86 hours in 6 days more than once in my teens in the 70s.

Trying to prove a point Have you ever had to work more than 55 hours in a week

@benonwine Fair enough

Italian man racing to reach his pregnant wife is blocked by climate activists glued to the road. He pleads with them to move. They refuse. So he drives through. Was he justified — YES or NO?

@lexcroucher In gear with brakes on.

why do london buses shake like that when they’re stopped at red lights. are they nervous

@Jenny_1884 If we had a decently funded system managed by a decent Government system, there would be no need for any charity.

It’s getting ridiculous now. It’s seems that every town now every other shop is a Charity Shop. Why do we need so many Charity Shops?

@AvonandsomerRob Been my reasoning for years. Why go out for a coffee when there's a kettle at home?

Be really honest with me. Why do you spend £5 on a Starbucks when you have a kettle at work?

@Missy_Ports @MartinSLewis Until you take possession of the item the contract is binding between the company and carrier. It's their responsibility.

Why do companies keep using Evri to deliver parcels when they go missing? No refund from the company whilst the parcel is lost. How is it fair, when I paid money for a product & it's lost. Surely it's the companies responsibility to make sure its delivered? @MartinSLewis

@anon_opin 90% of rail delays are caused by things outside the operators' control.

For the amount of fucking money that train journeys cost in the UK, I really don't think it's too much to ask/expect for them to run on time. Why have we, as a nation, just collectively accepted the contrary?

@WorkElizab A little of both

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@RKELLAS Is it on a public highway or private land?

what's the legality of using your phone whilst driving to pay at the drive thru?

@Bobbofitz Demand for non- Hormuz oil has risen as a result thereby other countries prepared to pay a higher price than us to get it....so we have to pay more also if we want it. Supply and demand.

If 90% of the oil that goes through the straits of Hormuz go to Asia why have U.K. and European oil prices gone through the roof because the straits are closed?

@DeputyGrocott Yes....1982.

Very random question: has anyone ever been to Paris Gare Du Nord and then got a metro to Paris Gare Du Lyon?

@GMB Would be better if the Government funded improvements at home as opposed to pouring money into foreign aid. Look after us first.

Butlin's CEO says that plans for a "tourist tax" could make holidays unaffordable, while the government claims it could raise money for better transport and infrastructure. Should tourists be targeted with a £2 per night tax?