Cells Gone Rogue

@VerizonNews Omg the TRAFFIC you can't even buy a paper map. How does anyone get anywhere?

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@karenjo29834008 @VerizonNews For me being without electricity is a luxury, back in my day of the 19th century we didn't have such a thing. Would be crazy if the world had changed and if people relied on it!

@VerizonNews Patience everyone I can't imagine what everyone would be like if we are without our phone for days? For me it's a luxury.... In my day they didn't have such a thing. It's really a blessing

@mariesgotthis @ThanksCancer Hahahaha

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer I wanted to keep my port, Scottie. Sadly, he was declared a biohazard. Daughters had plans to turn him into an art piece. I did enjoy the moment the doctor removed him, held him up with the tubes dangling and announced ‘it’s a boy!’

I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer

Right now I have a before/after But in 10 years (I hope lol) there will be an entire huge lump of time, so the "before" sort of stops existing Rn I can imagine my life if I never got cancer But in 10yrs it won't be possible to imagine 10yrs of life being different @ThanksCancer

@TriageNurseMD @Cthulyou @LadyLegalWriter I think she was saying the exact opposite lol

@Cthulyou @LadyLegalWriter If it makes you feel better it’s totally a hospital policy question Some places the age they stop asking is 50, my current place is 60. I’m not gonna ask what happened to make the age 60 but… I’m sure there’s a story

Someone just asked my due date. I am not pregnant. A reminder, once again, that unless a woman tells you she is pregnant, please don’t assume. It’s really hurtful.

Omg I feel so much better I finally just did mushrooms yesterday after spinning my wheels in turmoil. My mind is finally quiet. I feel everything and I feel happy and I don't feel afraid.

If I'm not afraid does that mean I have not accepted reality, or that I HAVE accepted reality? This is some sort of #innerpeace question, probably. @ThanksCancer

@allesraakdodgy Is your cancer center in Cape Town? I'm so sorry about your second diagnosis it's all just so fucked up and bullshit and I'm so sorry you are back to this awful place

@CancerShitpost I started traveling between Joburg and Cape Town for work July 2022 - new position, my dream job! Agreed that physical move must happen by October. 2nd cancer diagnosis hits September 🥺 Business expects me to start there 1 April. No way I’ll manage.

Asking your oncologist for a script for painkillers “not too heavy, but vibes well with a Sauvignon Blanc for a nice buzz” 100% guarantees you leaving without a script. Follow me for more #cancer advice 👈🏼 @CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck @

I'm having such a DAY

@allesraakdodgy No! I've been on my way for yearssss Super close friend in Cape Town. I was going to move there at one point. I've never been afraid of jumping and making big changes. Then came Cancer. Still omw tho!

@CancerShitpost Yep! My grandfather on mom’s side was from England. He lived with us and taught me English before I started school. My 1st language is Afrikaans. Back then we had to pass both languages to move up to the next grade. Have you been to SA ?

@TreeBanker @ThanksCancer This is to me as true as if I had written it.

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer I’m one of the least fearful people I know… but it still comes crashing down on me occasionally. I’m not afraid of death but I’m afraid of the pain my death will leave in the minds of my loved ones.

@allesraakdodgy You're in Jo'burg? My grandfather is from there. When I was small I knew a little Portuguese he taught me. I've since forgotten it all.

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck 😀😀☺️☺️ Blushing awkwardly and oozing cool reading this. Watch the cool disappear quickly as I print this puppy for my fridge door 🤓

@allesraakdodgy @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck Hahahahaha

@amberress @ThanksCancer "For me" really hits home. It is the experience we all have, this crazy time where we grieve with our loved ones while we are still alive.

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer Just hit 5 years with #stage4 #chemoforlife #incurable and I am not afraid...for me #imliving

@EllieKdsp @ThanksCancer I've asked myself every single day since even before the official dx. What the actual fuck IS acceptance?? I know I want it. But I literally can't figure out if not being afraid makes acceptance hollow.

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer I have not accepted it yet and it's been 7 months and 6 rounds of chemo

@PoppypugMills @ThanksCancer I think fear is the only feeling/emotion/space I don't have. Everything else has blown the speakers out. Sadness. But not fear... I don't think???

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer I am Stage 4 . Sometimes I am afraid , but on the whole I just try and take it day by day . Apart from fatigue, I feel pretty much okay .

@allesraakdodgy @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck Lmaoooo you're one of my new favorite people on Twitter, whoever you are!

@CancerShitpost @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck Gifting you with 2, no refills ?!? How generous. It’s like my one nurse always suggesting Panados !! What are we? Toddlers?? Enduring poison deserves equal reward! We have to fight, for our right, to paaaaarty! 🤪😎🥳🤩

One of my patients has my contact information as their oncologist stored in their phone under POISON CONTROL ☠️