Nick Cannata

Everything in this world is fake. Me, Money, and the 4 Austin Chawgo Accounts I follow. Fake. All of it

@FischerKing64 I grow tired of the Do Nothing Party

The founding fathers were merciless toward one another and achieved a lot. John Adams said Benjamin Franklin’s ‘whole life has been one continued insult to good manners and decency.’ He called Washington ‘illiterate.’ Compassionate conservative ‘civility’ got us 40m illegals.

@AVLimitanei Fell for the grant was a raging drunk 24/7 propaganda

"Just took APUSH" yeah we can tell

Hey everyone overseas, Has there ever been a Japanese anime that genuinely made you cry? I’m curious.

@Polymarket Woah all the exact ones people have been seeing for 60 years. What are the chances?

NEW: Ex-CIA & Pentagon officials describe "four alien species" they claim to have visited Earth: reptilians, insectoids, greys, & nordics

@Pirat_Nation NYC needs its money somehow

Valve has asked the court to throw out the New York Attorney General’s lawsuit, citing Pokémon cards, Happy Meals, and Labubus, accusing the company of illegal gambling through Counter-Strike weapon skin “cases.” The lawsuit claims these mystery “cases” in Counter-Strike 2 and CS:GO let players, including kids, gamble real money by paying for a chance at rare virtual items In a 42-page filing on May 19, Valve says the “cases” do not count as gambling under New York law because players always get a random weapon skin for the money they pay, just like buying sealed packs of baseball cards, Pokémon cards, or the toy in a cereal box. The company says there is no “stake” or chance of losing money, as it is just the surprise element common in collectibles. Valve warns that the Attorney General’s idea could make normal activities illegal, such as parents buying trading cards for their kids or families playing arcade games. The filing notes that these loot boxes have been sold for over ten years without objection from any other U.S. state. Valve wants the court to dismiss the whole case “with prejudice.” If denied, the lawsuit seeks triple damages on billions of dollars Valve made, plus an order to stop sales to New York residents.

@tweet_tokyo_web 3-4 times a week is odd

【速報】広島・宮島の「霊火堂」で火災発生🔥

@Timcast He'll do someone right. Not us tho

It is done This was the predicted outcome according to polls and markets Sad but I hope Ed does right by his district and the American people

@NickJFuentes The monkey paw curls and a third party candidate has won an election in America

Israel used their control over Trump and their Jewish money to destroy Massie because he went against their agenda. There is no denying that Trump’s GOP is nothing more than a front for Israel and it has to be destroyed for America First to prevail.

@AustinJustice Crankin hog and then hides on a toliet? Its what LBJ would have wanted 🤣

AUSTIN MAN sprints across UT campus naked chasing female joggers, stops to masturbate in a parking lot beside the LBJ Library, then hides in a port-a-potty as officers arrive. Patrick Sweeney once slipped inside police headquarters and pedaled off on a marked patrol bike. The JW Marriott has banned him three separate times, including for sleeping shirtless on their couch, but he is never prosecuted for trespassing. He was also caught climbing the Governor's Mansion fence, while still wearing the hospital wristband from his most recent release. Last week, he was arrested for the 44th time, this time at Target across from UT campus. He was charged with felony theft, indecent exposure, drug paraphernalia, and public intoxication. Every felony either declined or reduced. Every misdemeanor pled to time served. 44 arrests. 24 formal charges. 0 jury trials.

@jifferey In the first game you could kill some of the smaller carnivores with 15-20 knife swipes. The cool thing was if you landed a hit at least once, they would swim away and everyone lived. This game so far, everything is countered by flares. You HAVE to have multiple sets of flares.

There's levels to this. Its a complicated balance between: frustration and fear. These beasts are so tough we can't hurt them and need to evade them. Or Wow the invincible monster is attacking me again and I can't defend myself. Awwwwesome. Personally it feels like the latter

@Polymarket What are they gonna burn down LA again?

JUST IN: Gavin Newsom says there is a “break the glass scenario” if Democrats are shut out of California’s governor race.

Star Wars is so cool I wish it was good

@Geiger_Capital "Salami di Pizza"

The "Italian man" who just drove into a crowd and then got out and started stabbing people… Salim El Koudri.

@Nick_Marseil Steam Controller has one trackpad for every yearly game release for the PS

"Oh wow the Steam Machine controller screams if you drop it 3 feet" The Dualsense:

@captive_dreamer Bros gonna get knighted by the King

@fwmarqix That yokais gonna peel your face later,just like that orange lmao

Me: riding the Shinkansen quietly This is so peaceful. Old Japanese woman beside me: You are sitting in my son's energy. Me: I'm sorry? Old woman: His spirit likes window seats. Me: Is your son— Old woman: Alive. Just dramatic. Me: Oh. She opens a bag and hands me an orange. Old woman: Eat. Me: Thank you? Old woman: You look calcium deficient. Me: That's an insane thing to say to a stranger. Old woman: I raised three boys. I can tell. pause Train becomes completely silent. Old woman suddenly points across aisle. Old woman: That man is lying. Me: About what. Old woman: Everything. Me: You don't even know him. Old woman: His shoes are too shiny. Never trust shiny shoes on a Tuesday. Me: It's Friday. Old woman slowly turns toward me. Old woman: For you. silence Conductor walks past and bows to her specifically. Me: Why did the conductor bow extra low. Old woman casually sipping tea: I used to own him. Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

@michelangelee @KGBBooks I mean, it is a gross oversimplification but yeah lol

@Canniption @KGBBooks Napoleonic Wars led to the collapse of the Holy Roman Empire Leading to the expansion of the Prussian state Leading to the Franco-Prussian War Leading to the Unification of Germany Leading to yadda yadda yadda Skipped a few minor details and many major steps, but sheesh

It’s pretty wild that young George Washington started a war that consumed half the world as the 18th century equivalent of a National Guard Captain.

@nypost What about all the unique cultures where everyone gathering around for food is important?

LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban trib.al/7BMBIBf

@nosilverv Is the final boss Diogenes?

Lmao, who made this??