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OTTAWA — A new poll has found that 89% of Canadians believe Donald Trump is to blame for Canada’s struggling economy, citing everything from rising grocery prices to housing costs and general financial anxiety.
How, exactly, Trump is responsible remains unclear.
“It’s complicated,” one respondent said. “But every time something feels off, he seems like a safe bet.”
The survey found strong consensus across demographics, with many Canadians expressing confidence in their conclusion despite being unable to point to a direct connection.
“I don’t follow all the details,” another participant admitted. “But it just feels related.”
Meanwhile, when asked about their own biggest financial concerns, respondents pointed to inflation, taxes, housing affordability, and stagnant wages—issues largely tied to domestic policy.
Analysts say the results reflect a growing tendency to assign complex problems to simple, external causes.
“It’s easier,” one observer noted. “You don’t have to rethink anything—you just have to agree on who to blame.”
Because when the economy gets harder to explain,
the explanation doesn’t get more accurate—
It just gets louder.
