@offbeatorbit that's the rock sauce (it's like a zip sauce)
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Captain Dingus
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This video has been haunting me for days now. I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop showing it to people. I can’t believe how awful that sear looks. It’s truly remarkable.
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i'm so happy we're getting another decade of gta 5 but this time there's a garbage ai filter over it 🙃
TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse
So basically, this is what games will look like in the future.
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Jimmy Fallon stop tweeting me peace and love. RINGO***
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@Bowblax i'm cracking up so bad i swear to god i thought he was gonna say "This is not me. Y'all have seen my penis."
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@Mo9Grey @vaampyraa god i hope you don't actually practice medicine. imagine finding out your doctor spent his free time on twitter "ragebaiting" by posting homophobic tweets. pathetic. embarrassing. i'd entirely lose my faith in our healthcare system.
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@stupidtrashboy the saddest 6 word story ever told
For sale
Big dicks
Seven dollars
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@Srirachachau my dad was ordering spicy chicken sandwiches from wendy's in the 90's and he got me hooked as a small child lol. also wendy's is the only fast food place i'll really order a "dessert" item; their frostys just hit so well
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Wendy’s low key one of the better fast food chains in general
k@ysljennii
Yellow Wendy’s was a time in history where you just had to be there, even down to the old bbq sauce
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@muddaub whoa! a whole 50 cent savings?! you'd be crazy NOT to order through doordash!!
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went out and got a big ol burger and fries for $15 at a local spot. while I was waiting for my order, I checked how much the same order would’ve cost on DoorDash:
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@TheWapplehouse i really like the purple cabbage they started adding on their cantina items
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The cantina bowl at Taco Bell is the most cost efficient item on the menu at $6.89 and also the healthiest
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@chiweethedog i will load up a frozen Jack's cheese pizza with black olives and be so happy
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I love black olives on cheap terrible pizza
The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪@JEllulz
If you want advice about no prep, one ingredient, tasty and healthy meals, let’s chat.
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@EpicMasterChief Xtreem Flavor Blasted Doritos would kill a medieval peasant from flavor shock. Boiled chicken would kill a medieval peasant from flavor boredom. We need to find the exact flavor equilibrium so the medieval peasants don't die.
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Yeah boiled chicken would be beyond the pale for a medieval peasant
Oliver Darkshire 🌈@deathbybadger
I love it when you complain about the price of food and people say "just meal prep 7 days of boiled chicken cubes!!!" because whether it works or not you are advocating for an existence that would have a medieval peasant grabbing their scythe
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