Capn Jon Connors

The Annual Meeting at #NVC2026 highlights the strength and direction of the VOAD Movement. Shared leadership & shared mission continue to move this work forward! @TeamRubicon #NVOAD

@Angry_Staffer Again? Regardless of what dear leader says, this hasn’t stopped for six weeks…

Damnit. Here we go again.

@tonyposnanski Did I miss something? People hate the Bananas? They seem so fun. Like the Globetrotters! Sport-entertainment.

The person that is on your timeline shitting on the Savannah bananas is the same person who thinks Trevor Bauer should be a starter for the Mets, Donald Trump should’ve won the Nobel peace prize, and Kid Rock is the best rapper on the planet.

STILL NOT HERE @Uber

Hey @Uber If I reserve a ride to make a flight, and you confirm it, I expect you to be here on time. You are late.

@Acyn @MalcolmNance 🤔🤷‍♂️

AG Todd Blanche tells Kristen Welker that individuals selling 86 merchandise or posting messages similar to Comey’s seashell post will not be prosecuted: “Of course not. That’s posted constantly. That phrase is used constantly.”

Getting tired of all this winning… What are your #Gasprices this morning?

@atrupar Such a clown show.

Sean Duffy on Spirit Airlines: "I think it's important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg ... "

@saniyafatma1278 Damnit Dexter, we were worried sick! - Cat Lovers Of Twitter

Dexter, my orange cat, has been gone for a month and a half. We searched and everything. We all mourned him and have slowly been moving on. About 20 mins ago he comes walking up in the front yard like nothing ever happened. This boy!! I fed him his meat food and now he’s passed out in the living room floor.

@KidRock Can’t fill seats = give them away and call it charity.

In honor of America’s 250th birthday, we’re giving back to our military and veterans. 250 recipients will receive up to 4 tickets each to shows this year.  👉 Sign up and request tickets through VetTix.org  Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 #America250 #SupportOurTroops #Veterans #VetTix

So stoked at how far @Team Rubicon has come! This week we graduated our third cohort of skilled tradespeople from our Workforce Develop program alongside our partners at HBI! #BuiltToServe

@RapidResponse47 @SecWar Tell us you don’t understand basic tenets of leadership without saying to us I don’t understand basic tenets of leadership

.@SecWar: "The mantra you would hear dripping from the lips of generals, with a serious look on their face was, 'our diversity is our strength' — which is the single dumbest phrase in military history. Of course, our diversity is not our strength. Our UNITY is our strength."

@DerrickEvans4WV Cat Distribution System works! Congrats!

As promised. Here’s a pic of the kitten someone dropped off at our house in the middle of the night last night. We cleaned her up, fed her, got her dry and warm. Kids are pumped. Looks like we have a new pet🤣

@covie_93 I keep seeing this - is this real? It’s AI, right??

What is going on here??

@LakotaMan1 Is this real footage? It can’t be. It’s AI… no?

This bitch is fucking weird.

@travisakers I wanna get off this ride…

The average gas price is forecast to reach $5.40 by September.

@spelunky_ Fact!

if you don’t like your eggs runny enough that you can dip stuff in them you need to grow up

@atrupar 🤡🤡🤡

Tim Scott: "Let me just say for the average person in the country -- President Trump loves you. Thank God almighty that President Trump understands the pain and misery of employees, independent contractors, and small businesses too."

@Jckruse79 @Angry_Staffer I don’t know why you blame Biden, as it’s obviously Obama’s fault… he wore a tan suit!

@Angry_Staffer Surely it's Biden's fault. Just give them a minute to come up with an excuse.

Party of fiscal responsibility!

@Angry_Staffer I don’t know about you Angry, but I’m getting tired of all this winning! USA! USA! 🤦‍♂️