Capn Morg

@7girls1car @supakusutatwt Whatever you hate about australia/melbourne is going to be elsewhere and most likely even worse, quality of life in Australia is very good despite what doomposters say on twitter and reddit

@supakusutatwt i don’t want to live in australia, i already do and hate it. i also live in melbourne so about as progressive of a city as it gets. it still sucks.

seeing ppl talk abt how australia is way better for trans people than 90% of the world has me feeling so grim bc it’s true but it’s also one of the worst places for people of colour so there’s just no winning at all lmao

@morexpink Bulgaria saved eurovision

Oh so they’re European???

@morexpink As a white person this is fucking disgusting

I wonder if white people look at this fuckery and clutch their pearls

@morexpink I just dont post enough

My tl so empty oh my god what happened to everyone :(

@morexpink You got possessed again

If I was in jjk my domain expansion would be to turn into Getos underwear

@CapnMorg_ Wait

@fruitpibble Absolutely not

is everyone from Australia bisexual

Unrelated but I wonder if his stick glows too

@reddit_lies r/teenagers is one of the most miserable subs, r/twentyagers is just as bad, constant doomposting on how shit their life is and how lonely they are, while having the most unrealistic dating standards

good goy

@CapnMorg_ Lmaooo I’m just making lame excuses for being thirsty on the tl

Yes , I’m going through a rough time 😞

@reddit_lies This is the "10 year old girl"

Adult man wants to live as a 10 year old girl.

@Airaxora If I did something has gone very wrong in my life

would you date ur pfp ?

@alimahtoxic This is a personal attack

dating a skinny dude fun til you put the fan on 3 & he start flying around the room

@femmebrinaa @follonui I did that, and the people I showed thought it was funny

@follonui Someone named their whole island Epsteins island man people are sick

@WydArianaX I'd just ignore it

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@LutveyScott @Molson_Hart People from melbourne and sydney struggle to realise the entire country doesnt revolve around them

@Molson_Hart It’s called being a very successful company. Kmart was a basket case and is brilliantly successful. OfficeWorks and Bunnings are superb at what they do. Being located in Perth is a pointless comment.

A single company owns Australia's largest: - Discount retailer (Kmart) - Home improvement store (Bunnings) - Office supply store (Officeworks) - Pharmacy (Priceline — 2nd largest, but work with me) - Distributor of chemicals and industrial supplies (WesCEF/Blackwoods/WIS) It's called Wesfarmers and it's based in one of the most isolated cities in the world, Perth, Australia. Suspicious. Very suspicious.

@BellaBaddie__ Women are not the only ones to be honest

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@Saus0999 @FkYeahMatt They call them derbies outside of Australia too, where they get higher attendance than the afl

@FkYeahMatt That silly round ball game gets about 6k average per game. It doesn't get a vote on anything

Stop calling it the Sydney Derby. Derby is taken. Pick another name or stick to the Battle of the bridge.