Cappy the Penguin

Future MVP @DrakeMaye2 @NFLDraft

裏庭を共有している隣人が犬を飼ったと言うので、 うちの猫と喧嘩しなければいいなと思っていたら、 全くその心配はなかった…

If Diego Pavia would have been invited to Vikings Mini Camp.

This is what AI was made for 🤣

Checked out the NFL Draft green room furniture at Habitat for Humanity in Swissvale. Two-seater $400, Single $350, Arm chair $300, End Tables (not pictured) $175.

You love it when players use their superpower to shape experiences and create memories -- and they do it all the time.

The Patriots have reportedly been preparing for the possibility of Mike Vrabel resigning, per @DailyMail Mike Tomlin is rumored to be a potential candidate.

A message from mom (h/t @Ry_Bass)

That late December win vs. the Jets, bringing us up to 4 wins and out of the Arch race, is going to hit like a shotgun blast to the chest.

@OmarKelly These guys wouldn't know how to use Bain, he is on a perfect defense in Tampa for him.

This isn’t about Proctor. We know who he is. He’s a boom or bust talent. This was about not drafting Derrick Moore and leaving 2026 basically empty handed at edge setting while leaving Rueben Bain on the board

I’ve dissected this statement plenty. Only people who got hurt last year was Juju Brent (who is always hurt), Storm Duck (played plenty last 2 yrs), Isaiah Johnson (CB moved to safety) and Jordan Colbert (safety moved to ILB). All these guys are long-shots, not answers.

That’s great white shark dangerous 😲

@DouglieDoWrong Do you trust them to make the pick?

Will the dolphins be this bad? The over under is 4.5

Five year NFL Consensus Draft grades by team. It's really no surprise the Ravens and Eagles are at the top. And the 49ers and Jaguars once again rounding out the rear...

@DurstNFLDraft and with the #1 pick in the 2027 NFL draft the Miami Dolphins select...

⭐️⭐️2027 Big Board ⭐️⭐️

That substation fried the brains of John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan. The only explanation.

Post-draft NFL Unit Grades! Who wins Super Bowl LXI?

Dolphins fanbase is by far the most gullible in all of sports. They eat up anything the organization serves up.

Dolphins had chance to create a pipeline with Canes. Instead they gave that marketing gold away to the Bucs. They are what they are for a reason.

Jermod McCoy’s ACL must have accidentally been replaced with a strip of beef jerky.

One of the bottle girls has informed Tommy that if she has fun now, she’ll come out to the club tonight* *Except she can only stay in our cabana if we order a bottle of champagne Here is the exact moment Tommy asked if we could get champagne. Tommy is now buying champagne.