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ACT NOW! Americans for Congressional Term Limits NOW! A short tutorial for fixing the problems with Congress Over 75% of all Americans say they support term limits for Congress, as well as other congressional eligibility requirements; like requiring US citizenship, establishing age limits, etc. Article I of the US constitution fully describes eligibility for Congress. Any changes to that eligibility (i.e. age, citizenship, term limits, etc.) require a constitutional amendment to make them federal law. According to Article V of the constitution, there are only two ways to enact a new amendment: 1. Two-thirds of both chambers of Congress (House and Senate) must vote to pass it 2. Two-thirds (34) of the states must vote to hold a States Convention to vote for its passage In either case, three-quarters of the states (38) must vote to ratify the new amendment into federal law. Considering that it’s highly unlikely Congress will ever vote for anything that derails their gravy train, only a States Convention stands any chance of passing it and improving the way our country is governed. Twenty-eight (28) states have already voted for a States Convention to amend the constitution; which means twenty-two (22) states have not. Only six more states are required to force Congress to hold a convention. If you live in any of the below states, and want to end political careerism and corruption in Congress, you must get involved in the usual ways. Call, write, or scream at your state legislators to vote for a States Convention. You can also get involved with two national organizations who are leading the charge to amend the constitution; Convention of States (conventionofstates.com) and U.S. Term Limits (termlimits.com). Both organizations are active on X: @COSProject and @USTermLimits. ACT NOW! fully supports both projects. If you don’t get involved, if you fail to act, if you just sit back and watch; you forfeit your right to complain about the failures of our out-of-control Congress, or their failure to properly represent your interests in our government. States that have not voted for an Article V convention: California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Hawaii Illinois Iowa Kansas Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Montana Nevada New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Vermont Virginia Washington Wyoming
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M.A. Rothman
M.A. Rothman@MichaelARothman·
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗘? 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘’𝗦 𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗟𝗬 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗦. Republicans were handed the White House, the Senate, and the House. A clean sweep. A mandate. 𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. The voters didn’t elect a speed bump. They elected a governing majority. The tool to fix this already exists inside Senate rules. It’s not complicated. 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. The conference meets. A motion to vacate the leadership goes to the floor. 𝗔 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝟮𝟳 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀. Out of 53. That’s it. 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘆-𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱. The mechanism is there. The math is there. The only missing ingredient is spine. 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲.
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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.
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WORLD NEWS
WORLD NEWS@_MAGA_NEWS_·
🚨 JUST IN: In a bombshell announcement, senior IRGC commander and Supreme Leader advisor Mohsen Rezaee just declared, "The end of the war is in our hands." War will NOT end anytime soon and he dropped two impossible demands that could drag the conflict into years of chaos. Rezaee's jaw-dropping conditions for even considering peace: 1- Full US compensation for every single damage, loss, and destruction caused by American and Israeli strikes since February 28 – potentially hundreds of billions in reparations. 2- Complete and total US military withdrawal from the entire Persian Gulf – effectively forcing the US Navy out of one of the world's most strategic waterways, including bases that have been there for decades.
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Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger@CaptCriollo·
What a load of semi-intelligent-sounding horseshit! The fact is, by seizing Kharg Island, the US has Iran by the balls and can squeeze them any time it wants. Without these oil transport facilities, Iran can't pay it's bills, can't pay it's troops, and can't even keep the lights on around their country. Iran's former allies, mostly the BRICS nations, will be pressuring the regime to surrender. Their countries can't function without Iranian oil. This is a bold strategic move to end the radical Islamic regime, open the Straight of Hormuz, restore world peace, and return control of Iran to its people.
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Danny (Dennis) Citrinowicz ,داني سيترينوفيتش
clear strategic logic links three scenarios that are occasionally discussed in the context of a potential confrontation with Iran: seizing Kharg Island, removing enriched uranium from facilities such as Isfahan or Natanz, and establishing control over the Strait of Hormuz. They share a fundamental operational characteristic: each would require a sustained and large-scale military campaign rather than a discrete special operations or short-duration raids. They would involve complex joint operations requiring persistent territorial control, extensive naval and air superiority, force protection, and a robust logistical architecture. In practical terms, such operations would likely extend over weeks or months. Crucially, they would be extremely difficult to execute as long as Iran’s command-and-control system remains functional and capable of coordinating military responses across multiple domains. While the United States maintains overwhelming conventional military capabilities, initiating operations of this scale while Iran’s security apparatus continues to operate even under significant pressure would introduce substantial operational risk. More importantly, it could transform what might otherwise remain a limited confrontation into a protracted regional conflict. Even if early operational successes were achieved, it is highly unlikely that Iran would accept the loss of strategic assets particularly territory or control over critical energy infrastructure. As long as the current regime in Tehran remains in power, it would almost certainly seek to reverse such outcomes through a combination of conventional retaliation, asymmetric operations, and regional escalation. The result could be a prolonged conflict characterized less by decisive outcomes and more by gradual escalation and strategic attrition. #IranIsraelWar
Nicholas Kristof@NickKristof

I hope rumors about President Trump contemplating the seizure of Kharg Island are wrong. He would be doubling down on a bad war, occupying a defiant country with even less of an exit strategy. Houthis would obstruct the Red Sea as Iranians have obstructed the Strait of Hormuz.

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Kshitij Mishra | AI & Tech
Kshitij Mishra | AI & Tech@DAIEvolutionHub·
This is crazyyy 😱 100+ HOURS. 1 SINGLE SHEET. The complete AI Agent blueprint. I turned months of research into a no-fluff visual guide that shows you: • How AI agents actually work • Memory + tools + multi-agent systems • 50+ agents you can launch • Step-by-step build paths (RAG, Voice, Architectures) No theory. Just execution. If you’re serious about AI in 2026 — this is your unfair advantage. I’m giving it away FREE. How to get it: 1️⃣ Follow (must – I’ll DM you) 2️⃣ Comment AI 3️⃣ RT to help others Drop “AI” below 👇
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John McAfee 🇺🇸 News
John McAfee 🇺🇸 News@mcafeenew·
🚨HOLY F*CKING BETRAYAL — AMY CONEY BARRETT IS A DEEP STATE PLANT AND SHE JUST GOT EXPOSED! 🚨 🔗 t.me/+bWjXP07v90xlY… Internal docs just dropped and they prove it: Trump’s own Supreme Court pick is FRUSTRATED with his administration, secretly bonded with radical DEI activist Ketanji Brown Jackson like they’re f*cking soulmates, and they’re already voting together like a pair of leftist whores pushing the most insane anti-American bullshit! “They’ve become inseparable,” the reporter said. “And it looks like they’ve already begun voting together, favoring the left.” She only pretended to care about overturning Roe… now this backstabbing c*nt is full-on on THEIR side, making “questionable rulings” that scream she was NEVER one of us! SHE’S A PLANT. She’s ALWAYS been a plant. Trump got played by the most dangerous Trojan horse in black robes and she’s laughing while selling out America from the inside. If we don’t drag this traitor out into the light and make her pay, the entire Supreme Court is compromised and the Republic is finished. Drop a 💥 if you want her IMPEACHED and EXPOSED right the f*ck now! SHARE this everywhere — Trump supporters need to see this knife in the back TODAY. 🇺🇸😡 This is how they steal it from within. WAKE THE F*CK UP. Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.
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Val
Val@TrumpsHurricane·
If this woman were not a Democrat politician, then what job would she have ??
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Micki way
Micki way@mickitiki·
If you know what this is don’t give it away just leave a 👍😉😝
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Mr. Pool
Mr. Pool@MrPool_QQ·
THE SPEECH IS THE DISTRACTION. As you watch the State of the Union tonight, know that the largest US military force since the 2003 Iraq War is moving into position to strike Iran. This is not a drill. This is what’s happening right now: •2 AIRCRAFT CARRIER STRIKE GROUPS: The USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Gerald R. Ford (the world’s largest) are in position. •14 US WARSHIPS are converging in the region. •F-35s, F-22s, F-15s: Dozens of advanced fighter jets have been deployed. •170+ CARGO PLANES & 85+ FUEL TANKERS have been tracked flying into the region. General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, warned Trump that Iran is prepared to “draw blood” and that this could lead to an “inevitable all-out conflict.” They need a war to distract from the collapsing economy, the Epstein files, and the bank panic. Don’t watch the show. Watch the ships. 🔺
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Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger
Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger@CaptCriollo·
Want to know how to obtain a copy of your birth certificate? Ask Grok: Question: How do I obtain a copy of my birth certificate? I was born in Houston, TX Answer: To obtain a copy of your birth certificate if you were born in Harris County, Texas, the process depends on factors like where exactly in the county the birth occurred (e.g., in the City of Houston vs. unincorporated areas or other cities) and the type of certificate needed (short form vs. long form). Texas birth records are managed by the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) Vital Statistics statewide, but local offices like the Harris County Clerk handle certain records. Key Options to Order Fastest and Easiest: Order Online (Recommended for Most People)Use the official Texas.gov portal at ovra.txapps.texas.gov/ovra/order-vit… (or specifically for birth certificates: ovra.txapps.texas.gov/ovra/order-bir…). This is run by Texas DSHS and allows ordering certified copies (including long form, short form, or others) for births anywhere in Texas. You'll need to provide details about the birth (name, date, place, parents' names), verify your identity (often with ID upload or questions), and pay fees (typically around $22–$23 per copy plus any processing/shipping). Available 24/7 if you meet eligibility requirements (e.g., the person named on the record, parent, spouse, etc.). This is the quickest method and often processes faster than mail or in-person. Harris County Clerk's Office (for Short Form Certificates)They issue short form (abstract) certified birth certificates for births in Harris County, particularly in unincorporated areas and most cities outside Houston city limits (they do not cover births in the City of Houston, Baytown, La Porte, South Houston, Jacinto City, or certain JP precincts). They can provide short forms for Texas births in general in some cases. Online: Check their site for secure online purchases (via their eCommerce or partners like VitalChek) at cclerk.hctx.net/applications/w… or related links. Fees are typically $23 per copy. In Person: Visit the Harris County Civil Courthouse (201 Caroline, Suite 330, Houston, TX 77002) or one of their annex locations. Hours: Monday–Friday, 8:00 AM–4:30 PM. Contact: 713-274-8686 or Vital Statistics desk at 713-274-8690. By Mail: Complete the Application for Certified Copy of Texas Birth or Death Certificate (available on their site or DSHS), include notarized info if required, fee ($23, money order/cashier's check—no cash/personal checks), and mail to Harris County Clerk, P.O. Box 1525, Houston, TX 77251-1525. Note: For a long form (full/more detailed, often needed for passports), go through state DSHS instead—the county clerk typically doesn't issue long forms. If Born in the City of HoustonContact the City of Houston Bureau of Vital Statistics (separate from Harris County Clerk). Order online at their system (e.g., via houstonvitals.permitium.com), in person at 8000 North Stadium Drive, Houston, TX 77054, or other methods. They handle long form and short form for Houston births. General Tips Eligibility: You generally need to be the person on the record, a parent, spouse, child, sibling, grandparent, or have legal authority (with proof). Public access is restricted. Fees: Usually $22–$23 for the first copy (plus extras for additional copies, shipping, or expedited service). Processing Time: Online is fastest; mail/in-person can take days to weeks. Requirements: Have ready the full name on record, date/place of birth, parents' names, your ID, and payment. If unsure about the exact location of birth or type needed, start with the Texas DSHS online portal—it covers the whole state and can direct you. For the most up-to-date details, visit: Texas DSHS Birth Records: dshs.texas.gov/vital-statisti… Harris County Clerk: cclerk.hctx.net/PersonalRecord…
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Jerrad Christian for Congress
Jerrad Christian for Congress@JerradChristian·
The SAVE America Act is the most aggressive, un-American voter suppression bill in our nation’s history. It could choke our democracy for decades. If this bill passes, you’ll need either a birth certificate or passport to vote in November.   Since marriage certificates aren’t accepted as a form of identification, ~69 million married women who took their husband’s last name won’t be able to vote.   Plus, an estimated 21 million Americans don’t have a passport or a copy of their birth certificate.   The bill also requires states to purge voter registrations. Election officials can face strict criminal penalties if they register anyone whose documents the Trump regime says aren’t adequate proof of identity.   Republicans are so sure they’ll lose in November without this legislation that they’re considering changing or removing the Senate filibuster to get it done.   Without the filibuster’s 60-vote threshold, the bill will pass. They already have 50 votes, and J.D. Vance will break the tie.   I know so many people who’ve asked “What can I do?” since Trump took office last year.   This is your moment. This is what you can do.    Call your senators today: (202) 224-3121   Thank you.
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Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger@CaptCriollo·
What a load of malarkey. The only reason Democrats like you don't want voter integrity laws passed is so you can continue to cheat in elections. I was raised to despise lying, cheating, thieving scum like you, and I will fight to see you and your traitorous ideology diminished in every possible way.
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God & Country
God & Country@GodandCountryy·
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❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™
❀ƬⱤꓴ𐒄ᑭȴ𐤠ƊƳ ™@thetrumplady·
💥 MIC DROP MOMENT—Democrats voice their TRUE feelings about ILLEGAL immigration. This video should be played on a loop in the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame. It would be a shame for Democrats if this video went VIRAL. Thank you @RepFitzgerald for highlighting this MAJOR FACT!
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A Man Of Memes
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin·
Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy. It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.” Obama and Hillary committed TREASON! THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not. Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo. Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal. So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.
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Democratic Hispanic Caucus of Florida
One of the best ways to celebrate Black History Month is by honoring the Obamas, who made history in the People’s House by bringing us a prosperous economy after the 2008 near-depression and by advancing a positive, uplifting, hopeful vision for our nation. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Reverend Jordan Wells
Reverend Jordan Wells@WellsJorda89710·
🚨 ELON JUST DROPPED THE BOMB: The Most Powerful Video EVER Exposing Decades of Democrats Saying THE EXACT SAME THING About Illegal Immigration That Republicans Say NOW! Borders secure. Enforce laws. No amnesty. Sound familiar? Democrats used to AGREE... until they realized open borders = more voters + permanent power. What changed? NOTHING except their thirst for control. Watch this and tell me it doesn't make your blood boil 😡🇺🇸 @elonmusk nailed it again. Hypocrisy exposed! #DemocratHypocrisy #BorderCrisis #IllegalImmigration #ElonMusk #MAGA
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Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger
Cojones Grandes - Texas Ranger@CaptCriollo·
Finally, a reasonable explanation for Trump Derangement Syndrome and the retardation of the Left. It's actually a neurological disorder exacerbated by their constant pissing and moaning. Gee, I hope medical science can find a cure!
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Nas@Nas_tech_AI

🚨 Research shows repeated complaining physically rewires your brain to prioritize stress and negativity. The way we speak about our daily challenges does more than just vent frustration; it physically alters the architecture of the brain. When we engage in chronic complaining, we repeatedly activate neural networks responsible for detecting threats and processing stress. Through the biological process of neuroplasticity, these circuits become stronger and more efficient every time they are used. Essentially, the brain learns to become more adept at finding things to be unhappy about, turning a temporary mood into a permanent biological predisposition toward negativity and fear-based thinking. As these negative pathways become the brain's default setting, individuals often experience a measurable increase in baseline stress levels and emotional volatility. This heightened sensitivity means that even minor inconveniences can trigger an intense stress response because the brain has been conditioned to interpret the world through a lens of threat. Findings discussed by the Stanford University School of Medicine emphasize that while this mechanism is powerful, understanding the science of affective neuroscience is the first step in consciously redirecting those pathways toward more resilient emotional patterns. Source: Stanford University School of Medicine. (2023). Neural Plasticity and the Impact of Negative Thought Patterns on Emotional Regulation. Stanford Medicine News.

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